And the largest component that consumes gas and hp, THE AC!

I had a Geo Metro I really miss that car. Couldn't hardly get out of it's own way from a standstill at a stop light, but once you got em rolling they really rolled. Mine would shake like Scotty was pushing it warp 9 until it got over 90 mph then it smoothed right out. $4 in gas would get me back and forth to work for a week.

It's what Americans think is a smartphone, meanwhile back in the real world Samsung ftw.

Screw you for telling of my evil plan.

After 20+ years of your ads online, stop already!

If we want your product we will buy it, otherwise leave me the fuck alone.

Evolution is like government, sometimes progress or in this case evolution makes little sense.

How about dropping it into an active volcano?

Nearly sounds like the plot of Dredd, sort of.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt13...

The drug of choice was called Slo-mo and altered ones perception of time. In one scene it made someone falling from a height that would have taken maybe 20 seconds seem like hours.

Or say, knowing not to store you wallet on an exchange?

Weren't Dell computers a JIP?

So now Sony Viaos will be JIP's?

I had always thought they were good computers.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one reading this and thinking "zero day exploit campaign".

You would think the FBI would be well beyond using Skiddie exploits though.

They need to pay more attention to the O-level readers!

Version would be a beta release.

I'm sorry, did you just mention a major corporation and the phrase (sufficient deterrent) in regards to penalties in the same sentence?

Where's my ROFLcopter?

I flashed my lights at you to warn you of the impending change.

If the guy received a ticket then drove off and flashed his lights to warn other motorists of a speed trap, isn't the cop behind him? How did the cop see him flash his lights? Was it nighttime?