10 wave magic screwdriver at it
20 RUN!
freakin'
Better yet, how about sending dead people?
Even more mass-efficient if you cremate them first...
You had my curiosity, then I read this:
ESR says he'll match funds toward the purchase of the needed hardware, so if you want to help drive him into bankruptcy, now's your chance.
Now you have my attention.
(Not enough to RTFS however. This is Slashdot...)
I had heard of it, but never used it until earlier this year. I wanted some custom bottle caps made and the company only accepted files made with very expensive programs... or Inkscape.
Any program which runs right is obsolete.