All these comments filled with your micro-aggressions totals to over one mini-aggression.
I will report this site and its contributors to the nearest college student president. Then I'll be off to find my non-denominational, mono-gendered Yoda doll and vegan, cruelty-free GreenLube then proceed to sooth my hurt feelings.
I really believe that what you need to concentrate on is quality not quantity of the stories. Crap like "Why I defend YouTube" and other blog clickbait can all FOAD. I'd rather read more comments on fewer good stories than a handful of comments on shite articles.
The troll problem is handled by the excellent moderation system, set your threshold higher and you needn't worry about goatse links and the like. Personally I read at -1, Raw and Uncut because I'm a masochist and often find some funny stuff down in the gutter.