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Comment What an asshole (Score 5, Insightful) 615

Lordy. I know I shouldn't have RTFA, but this guy Horowitz comes across as the biggest asshole not featured on a .cx TLD.

When Steve came into my office I asked him a question: “Steve, do you know why I came to work today?”
Steve: “What do you mean, Ben?”
Me: “Why did I bother waking up? Why did I bother coming in? If it was about the money, couldn’t I sell the company tomorrow and have more money than I ever wanted? I don’t want to be famous, in fact just the opposite. ”
Steve: “I guess.”
Me: “Well, then why did I come to work.”
Steve: “I don’t know.”
Me: “Well, let me explain. I came to work, because it’s personally very important to me that Opsware be a good company. It’s important to me that the people who spend 12 to 16 hours/day here, which is most of their waking life, have a good life. It’s why I come to work.”
Steve: “OK.”
Me: “Do you know the difference between a good place to work and a bad place to work?”
Steve: “Umm, I think so.”
[continues to drone on in this patronising and insulting vein...]

He sounds like a reject from a 50s infomercial.

What an insufferable prick.

Comment Re:Unfortunately, UK has become Uncle Sam's lapdog (Score 1) 1065

Not saying the U.S. system is better (I just lost all my savings paying my wife's health costs) but I'm not sure if I ever wish to be treated in an NHS hospital.

If a UK citizen wanted to piss away their life savings on healthcare, they could do just that, as private healthcare is also available in the UK. It's very cheap too, as it has to compete with the NHS and out culture isn't (yet) as litigious.

In any case, medical error is responsible for between 44,000 and 98,000 deaths in the US every year, so there would be plenty of fodder for a US version of the Daily Fail.

Comment Re:Cheap Mission (Score 5, Informative) 220

And which mission is the one trying to prevent another entire generation in that region from falling under the control of a bunch of medieval-minded religious thugs...

Neither. The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have exactly as much to do with women, education and religious freedom as they have to do with exploring Mars.

Which is to say, nothing at all.

Comment Re:Oh Boeing... (Score 1) 403

Concorde was a British/French vanity project to make up for their (highly justified) feelings of inferiority to the USSR and the USA during the space race.

What utter jingoistic bollocks. The US and USSR both tried and failed to build supersonic transport.

Manned space flight was just as much a vanity project.

Comment Re:Just to clarify (Score 1) 1198

It's worth noting that McDonald's staff in Europe is mostly uneducated non-European immigrants from the Middle East or North Africa (MENA)

It appears to me from the photos that at least two out the three assailants are white, as are the three people you can see working behind the counter.

But don't let the facts stand in the way of your bigotry!

Comment Re:I don't get it (Score 1) 606

why did the Bakers go out on a limb, change course, and agree to an all-stock sale at the last minute?

Here are a couple of theories:

They wanted to stay involved with the technology (it was their "third child" after all). More stock == more control.

-- and/or --

L&H told them that their share price would rocket once they had Dragon's technology, so they would make more money by taking stock.

Comment Re:Really? (Score 1) 622

Make it a breaking change, bump the major version up, force people to upgrade through obsolescence and we would be in a much better situation.

I completely agree. But look at the butt hurt over the fix to number_format() et al.

They really are damned if they do, and damned if they don't.

Comment Re:Really? (Score 1) 622

Yes throwing an error would be better than an inconsistent or, for some developers at least judging by the comments, an illogical result.

If you pass a string to number_format(), php generates a warning.

People whine about php being inconsistent, then when they make changes to make it more consistent, people whine.

They're damned if they do, and damned if they don't.

The fine individual who reported the 'bug':

  • Has warnings turned off in his php config (OK for production, but stupid for development)
  • Jumps two major versions of php without reading the documentation (this change is the first item on the upgrade notes for php 5.3)
  • Is passing around strings and expecting them to behave like numbers in an application for tax and retirement planning.
  • And surely the biggest WTF of the lot: He thinks that redirecting calls to number_format to a wrapper function will be hard to get through his 'change-request-release environment', but running and maintaining a private fork of php will be no problem

But it would appear the PHP devs don't think like that and instead like to preach that their arbitrary way of doing things is better than some other arbitrary way of doing things.

There's enough to criticise about php without attacking a straw man.

Comment Re:Really? (Score 2) 622

Silently failing is one of PHP's most common and egregious sins.

It doesn't silently fail. It generates a warning:

Warning: number_format() expects parameter 1 to be double, string given in /foo/bar/baz.php on line X

I'd rather it fail and fail loudly, so bugs like this can get fixed during development.

Which is why you don't disable warnings.

Maybe you want php to treat warnings as errors? No problem:

set_error_handler().

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