To whom it may concern,
Thank you for your prompt response to my previous e-mail. Unfortunately, your answer, that the service your company has provided to me for free will now become a pay service, was extremely disappointing.
I'm sorry that your company has decided to take away the only feature that made your e-mail service unique, the free e-mail forwarding.
Dear valued canada.com e-mail customer,
Over the past year, we've received numerous requests for additional e-mail features and options. Many of you took advantage of our survey last December to express interest in enhanced e-mail service.
We're pleased to announce that we have read your messages and are ready to respond.
Ok, this is getting crazy. Third time moderating in a month!
I'm becoming Mr. Moderator these days. They seem to think that I should be moderating at least once a week now.
Who needs a job, when I can moderate on Slashdot?
Wow, I've come up for moderator status twice now in the space of a few weeks. Some artificial intelligence somewhere must like me. The digital clerk-monkeys they keep caged in the Slashdot Linux servers must have thought my behaviour was moderator-worthy... twice! Either that, or one of their bananas broke off and hit the keyboard just as my name scrolled by.
I think I'll start my Slashdot Journal with the news that, after being a systems manager for a big company for over a decade, I want to do something new and different. I want to wade into the field of arts and see what I can find. I want something that lets me mix arts and technology in an alchemic mix to produce a career that is both fun and creative while keeping me above the poverty line.
What this country needs is a good five dollar plasma weapon.