10 years ago isn't long enough. Go back 15 and everyone that wasn't drinking the kool-aid already knew it was complete garbage, and yet Microsoft kept trying to force it down people's throats.

And anyone that wants to improve their looks is a fat-shaming shitlord.

-Anonymous Coward

Well done sir.

Size is not the only thing that matters.

(or, at least that is what I keep telling people)

And they will sign it every time. If they don't sign it and the person does off themselves, the professional get sued.

"Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty isn't really crazy."

Slashdot should have First past the first post voting.

On the internet, thieves honor YOU.

It is the blue ones I have problems with. The problem is they work fine and shine this blue flashlight in my eyes and light up the entire room.

Fuck blue LEDs. I want to switch them all with DEDs (dark emitting diodes).

A moving part that has electronics.

Well, until recently.

People dealing in illegal goods on a site that specialized in black market goods were trusting a 3rd party to hang on to all of their money?

I prefer functional programming languages, but I make my living with object oriented ones.

Now, a Chinese comapny, that makes perfect sense.

Why would a Japanese bank be named Wiener?

Oh.

Except that nobody that has rockets is going to give the Mars One assholes one of them. Yeah, I know they expect SpaceX to give them a bunch of Falcon Heavys, but why would Elon Musk want to have his name attached to something that is certainly going to kill people? SpaceX already has a NASA contract to put people in orbit, so they will be focusing on that.

The reason they are assholes is because they know they literally have no chance of literally getting off the ground. It is just a way to suck money out of hopeful people. There is no way they will get enough money to buy a single super heavy lift rocket, let alone dozens of them.