Ghost Writer, or Zombie Writer? :)

Ok, that is pretty freaking awesome too.

Next will be a Fish Rifle, and Fish Tanks... we can have a whole fish arsenal.

Well, ok, I suppose US military might not have the same problems, but their problems are quite severe when considering the rules of engagement concerning civilians in a war zone. If there was a riot in a war zone, they could simply open fire and say they were all military hostiles (which might be true, but it is still a big problem)

That is not how viruses work. If you are immunized the virus gets killed by your immune system and you do not become a "carrier".

Also, yeah, a lot of vaccines need boosters or reapplied. It isn't a conspiracy, it just needs updated. If you don't get the booster, you run the risk of getting the disease and dying.

So you are saying, what, because some vaccines Are not permanent, why bother getting it?

Or many doctors.

Sure, but having you walk around spewing viruses everywhere is making the rest of us insecure in our bodies. Your rights don't trump mine.

You have got to be kidding. "Nobody gets shell shock or ptsd, there are never mental health problems with our military, because 'Murika!" And then we shove all the soldiers that do need help under the rug because nobody wants to admit that it is a problem.

Obviously the solution is to put a tax on all normal coffee and send the money directly to Keurig.

But I think it is the other waste factor that people are more concerned about, trash generated per cup of coffee.

Sure, but actually happened is that someone terrorized your neighborhood, so you just picked a random guy off the street in the terrorist's hometown and started torturing him.

Wait was that a pun? I thought this was the pun thread?

Perhaps your pun was just carp. Or maybe I am just being a pike-r.

The Salmon Cannon.

Isn't Tatooine in Morocco?

You to realize that the first Apollo fight was supposed to be manned, and it killed all three astronauts on board? NASA realize it was being too aggressive and ran a series of unmanned Apollo/Saturn fights before launching the first manned mission.

You don't build an entire rocket system and try to do everything on the first mission.

I can't handle posts more than 3-4 words long, can someone sum it up for me?