Doom might be a little hard to find (but not impossible), but you can get Secret of Monkey Island from Good Old Games. It's a remake (still kinda old even so), but very faithful.

If the game industry wants to be taken seriously artistically

Well, that's the problem. With a few notable exceptions, the game industry doesn't give two figs about being taken seriously artistically. They just want to make as much money as possible.

Lame comebacks don't change the fact the OP's claim is not just blatantly false, it is ridiculously false.

Theoretically, it can do that. Practically, somebody has to figure out all the possible emergency options ahead of time, along with how to rank them by desirability, for the computer to choose one. An experienced pilot can reason through his options based on his experience and knowledge of the actual situation facing him. A computer has to be preprogrammed with all possible options and how to rank them by someone who has to imagine all the possible situations before they happen.

Complaining about someone on the internet like this is ludacris

What does rap have to do with this?

A better question might be who is the Internet Association? They certainly aren't part of the internet's governing bodies. Why should we give two cents for what they think or who they give awards to?

The person ordering doesn't necessarily have to be the person driving the car.

The customer also pays the cable company (or whoever provides their connection). Why don't they have to answer to this customer grievance?

Goddamit, it ate my link.

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The purpose of the device she's holding in her hands is unclear.

From what I hear, this is very, very typical of medical devices. Not even the most basic security precautions are observed, or other basic software principles. If it runs, it ships.

Customer Intelligence? Continual Improvement? Counterintelligence? Channel Islands?

...this is an April Fool's joke?

I too first read it as "Superman 64" and all I could say is, "Why?"

A Japanese battleship of that era could travel at 27 knots (about 31 mph) at flank speed. Every navy does things a bit differently but a reasonable cruising speed would be at 2/3rds power, so at 20mph they could have arrived there 15 hours after the initial strike.

Yes, it could have. I'm having trouble coming up with hard figures, but I believe if it did so, it then wouldn't have enough fuel to get home.