oldmac31310 - Slashdot User

Comment Re:Nutjob Tory MP in Irrational Lunacy Shock (Score 1) 320

by oldmac31310 on Friday February 27, 2015 @06:25PM (#49150423) Attached to: Use Astrology To Save Britain's Health System, Says MP

The man has a smile like a fox eating shit from a wire brush.

Comment Re:A difficult birth... (Score 1) 320

by oldmac31310 on Friday February 27, 2015 @06:22PM (#49150399) Attached to: Use Astrology To Save Britain's Health System, Says MP

Reproductive biology fail.

Comment Re:He is linking homeopathy to astrology (Score 1) 320

by oldmac31310 on Friday February 27, 2015 @06:20PM (#49150389) Attached to: Use Astrology To Save Britain's Health System, Says MP

Wait. What? If you know a person's date, time and place of birth you can accurately determine their age and nationality? Astrology really works and you are a genius! Hooray! I knew this science thing was just a hoax.

Comment Re:Please tell me this is satire (Score 1) 320

by oldmac31310 on Friday February 27, 2015 @05:56PM (#49150169) Attached to: Use Astrology To Save Britain's Health System, Says MP

Yes, that would totally work. Problem solved.

Comment Re:Please tell me this is satire (Score 1) 320

by oldmac31310 on Friday February 27, 2015 @05:55PM (#49150157) Attached to: Use Astrology To Save Britain's Health System, Says MP

think of the doctors! For god's sake think of the doctors! Nah, fuck them.

Comment Re:Please tell me this is satire (Score 1) 320

by oldmac31310 on Friday February 27, 2015 @04:28PM (#49149449) Attached to: Use Astrology To Save Britain's Health System, Says MP

What? Are you serious? How much more disappointing do people have to be to meet your low threshold?

Comment Re:Please tell me this is satire (Score 1) 320

by oldmac31310 on Friday February 27, 2015 @03:52PM (#49149165) Attached to: Use Astrology To Save Britain's Health System, Says MP

Phew! A good thing it is not because of how WELL they campaign.

Comment Re:Please tell me this is satire (Score 1) 320

by oldmac31310 on Friday February 27, 2015 @03:47PM (#49149131) Attached to: Use Astrology To Save Britain's Health System, Says MP

asps

Comment Re:Other green fuel sources. (Score 1) 82

by oldmac31310 on Thursday February 26, 2015 @03:31PM (#49139959) Attached to: Apple To Invest $2B Building Green Data Centers In Ireland and Denmark

Rain power, anyone?

Comment Yeah baby (Score 1) 681

by oldmac31310 on Monday February 23, 2015 @01:30PM (#49112941) Attached to: Bill Nye Disses "Regular" Software Writers' Science Knowledge

That's what I call some Nye sass. I love me some Nye sass.

Comment Re:Highlander III did it already... (Score 1) 421

by oldmac31310 on Monday February 23, 2015 @01:20PM (#49112793) Attached to: What If We Lost the Sky?

But when he said it it came out as 'shit on ma faysh'.

Comment Re:Highlander III did it already... (Score 1) 421

by oldmac31310 on Monday February 23, 2015 @01:18PM (#49112769) Attached to: What If We Lost the Sky?

Oh come on. Zardoz is classic hilarious dystopian future cheese. Highlander is nothing in comparison.

Comment Re:Other green fuel sources. (Score 1) 82

by oldmac31310 on Monday February 23, 2015 @12:57PM (#49112589) Attached to: Apple To Invest $2B Building Green Data Centers In Ireland and Denmark

In Ireland it would have to be turf. No indigenous coal supply.

Comment Re:Why not in the US? (Score 1) 82

by oldmac31310 on Monday February 23, 2015 @12:52PM (#49112525) Attached to: Apple To Invest $2B Building Green Data Centers In Ireland and Denmark

Surely it would be more circumspect to place said eggs in a custom made styrofoam container rather than the 'basket' you suggest. This basket is surely unsuited to the task and will most likely result in breakage of its contents. Am I missing the point?

Comment Re:Why not in the US? (Score 1) 82

by oldmac31310 on Monday February 23, 2015 @12:47PM (#49112479) Attached to: Apple To Invest $2B Building Green Data Centers In Ireland and Denmark

Probably just fast growing conifers anyway. It's not like there is much deciduous forest left in Ireland.

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