I know the word 'cellophane' but I haven't heard anyone use it for years.

U2 are. Just saying.

Misunderestimate? George W. Bush wants his word back.

Wonder if anyone will get this. Or how about Lord Lucan?

I call band-aids 'plasters' actually. Clearly I am not 'everyone'. Who ever says Cellophane? Are you thinking of 'Saran Wrap' which I call 'cling film'? Hoover works for me though.

As a professional who edits images and does layout every working day, I have to point out that (in my opinion) small screen devices of any sort are pretty much useless. Any time I have to work on a laptop, I'm drastically slowed down because of the lack of real estate. Last resort only. Cropping images is trivial and a lame endorsement for any small screen device.

But AppleWatch might be conflated with the record label of that shite English band, the Beagles.

My vice grips is not a vice grips. Good point.

They're sure they put their iPads there on the table. Can you see the difference?

Don't be so cowardly about using a dictionary in future please. Your hopeless attempt at spelling renaissance is not even phonetically remotely like the actual word.

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Never a credible news source, so nothing surprising in this. But this reporter clearly has no integrity whatsoever.

Well, you're completely wrong. I would like everything to be free too, but it isn't going to happen any time soon.

My point was that I wouldn't.