I think you will find that it is 'all your base are belong to us'. Thank you and have a good lack of ability to quote correctly day.

Betteridge.

I have fuck all money and so buy very little of anything apart from food. Will my local supermarket be Googlified in some way? Will I find myself suddenly drawn to a different aisle? I take the subway back and forth to and from the same stops. Will Google influence how I do this? The current free wi-fi is to be ignored at best. Fuck this shit.

please no, no, no no.

Had to say it.

IOS boxes? I think you may be talking out your arse.

I'm willing to be that there is at least one Lush in Manhattan, because, well because there actually is. Never knew anyone that bought their smelly crap.

You have a bear with you? Run!!!! Who are these Pokeymen you speak of? Perhaps they can help you fend off the bear.

I have a suggestion: please post your trolling nonsense as just another troll and stop reminding everyone that you are Greek. All you are doing is bringing both trolls and Greeks into disrepute which I hope you will agree is a disservice to everyone. Now, I should have more sense than to feed you, you Greek troll. Disclaimer: I have no bias against either trolls or Greeks. I do have a bias against assholes.

jeez, lay off the friggin' retsina and ouzo you douchebag.

I'm sure he will be back to tell us all about it. Jeez, this guy and Bennett. How low does it get?

It is not humour when it is not funny. Stop trying so hard and get the fuck over where the fuck you are from. This is called asking you to fuck off again and stop hogging threads with your egotistical Greece, Greece, Greece, me, me, me, me posts.

Because the submitters like to be sensationalist and the editors are not really editors and haven't a clue about anything. Next. Obligatory: New here?

If those numbers are correct it is really an endorsement of Apple and their strategies. They sell things people want to buy. How dare they?!! Advertising is pure filth and the lowest rung on the business ladder. Google, Facebook and their ilk are parasites. Apple seems to stand a little above the mire.

certainly not a 'teenie' - unfortunate choice of words from a paranoid fool.