...who would like to remind you that sunshine will kill you, so be sure to get your vitamin D by drinking four to eight glasses of milk every day.

by... anyone? Anyone? That's right, the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act... Let's just destroy the global economy for the sake of the world, shall we?

http://stephanpastis.wordpress...

Of course not, you fool! I'd build a tungsten horse with diamond teeth and flaming laser eyes to terrify my... I mean, to more efficiently commute.

I really have a difficult time accepting economic advice from a man who doesn't know that the dollar sign goes before the number. Have you actually never bought or sold anything?

Yeah, ummm... I tend to leave on Auto Updates for my Dad, too, and he's even got a god-awful antivirus product, but that's only because I think they might be slightly better than the alternatives, for him. I've seen more machines bricked by Automatic Updates and by McAfee/Norton products than by viruses.

Wimp working for an excessively-large company with rules that might allow "casual Fridays" with strict dress codes. He's whining about corporate culture, not programming. The "Neo" problem that first gave you the hint that he wasn't an actual hacker, just some script kiddy in a minimum-wage cubicle farm.

Take a shower.

Can slashdot not find something better to do than repost news that we read two days ago on reddit? If I wanted another re-re-repost, reddit's already got me covered.

Or we could cut off their hands! That would work, right? ...mandatory sentences, my ass. Haven't we had enough of "zero tolerance" rules already? They're much worse than the problems they purport to solve.

Bub, I was taught computer science back when punched cards were barely out of fashion. I can build you a computer out of sticks and water or spheres. Granted, it wouldn't be playing HalfLife3, but it might have a few conceivable uses. Meantime, perhaps the carpenter could use a hand.

I haven't paid for any apps but, I've probably spent over $50 this year for books.

Is there no button to delete your slashdot account? ...work on that.