You're right, games should be kept away from children. Let's just prevent them from doing anything from now on.

Witches, I tell you! And the Bible commands us to murder witches! ...although, come to think of it, it doesn't say a word about screens.

SCREENS ARE WITCHES! ...come to think of it, the Bible also recommends murdering your children if they're disrespectful, so sometimes I wonder about that thing. Still.

WITCHES!

I dunno, that seems like a clueless thing to say. We're talking about psychedelics, here. They certainly do interesting things to your mind but, doing acid just doesn't seem remotely similar to smoking a joint or shooting up in search of the warm fuzzy-buzzies that constitute a "high". Psychedelics are not recreational in the same sense.

So, are these actually intended for serious use? Who buys keyboards without numpads, except for the retro kiddies with their custom mechanical keyboards?

This is a squalid scam and we'll see a few "exceptions" carved out shortly.

Do you really live somewhere far from any charger stations? This sounds unlikely.

And that's why we still don't have computers, and never will.

...or possibly just one like it. It excluded concepts such as news aggregators. I get my news online, and most of it comes from established media, but I'm not following any particular site. I go through news aggregators such as Google News, and I can count on the hot stuff to be repeated on Reddit ad nauseum.

Whether aggregators were deliberately excluded from the poll is unclear. They could just be clueless.

Right, because our laws are created by an all-knowing and benevolent government that only has our best interests at heart.

The fact that they're charging the vehicle owner, not the driver, should make it clear that this is an illicit cash grab.

A. Can't happen.
B. Is totally unrelated to the purpose of the law, which has nothing to do with children.

Well, that could be a problem, seeing as apartment and condo dwellers typically have perfectly good options to install their own oil wells and refining plants. Right?

This may come as a surprise to you but, you can recharge EVs at service stations, just like old-fashioned combustion vehicles.

Addiction sounds like a more plausible problem than witchcraft to most of us. The word even had a meaning, once! If you were an addict and stopped using your drug of choice, you'd be facing chills, sweats, vomiting, and convulsions.

Oddly enough, that hardly ever happens when you stop using social media.

What? Oh. Hard drives.

Whatever. Close enough.

Well, that's simply terrible. Can't they be employed doing something else that's completely worthless?

You're telling me that now companies are trying to sell people things that they might want to buy? Oh noes! How horrible!