Older systems did that by hand but newer systems have algorithms which guide the trajectories of aircraft on approach so they finish up in a nice sequence. Thats what it sounds like in the summary.
And get new ones. What's so difficult about that?
How about tattooing 'Dirty Cop' on their foreheads(Snow Crash style) and then introducing them to the general prison population?
The janitor will need a nice bonus and a hell of a stiff drink; but the problem will likely be solved.
I'll add, the only downside was getting used to the dpi change when using a mouse. You have to move a noticeable amount more to clear the width of your desktop. I adjusted the mouse sensitivity up a little, but you don't want it too much or it feels unprecise. Its partly just a matter of accepting the increase in real estate you have
I wonder if it would become natural/intuitive enough to be essentially unnoticeable after a week or two of practice to have a knob or something mapped to adjust mouse sensitivity on-the-fly? If it didn't become intuitive, such an arrangement would really be no better than just using the usual OS adjustment dialogs; but if a little practice caused you to stop even having to think about the fact that you are using it such an arrangement(doesn't need to be that specific peripheral, it's just sort of the iconic USB-attached-knob) it could actually be pretty handy to be able to smoothly move between sweeping-but-imprecise zooming around your giant screen(s) and then upping the sensitivity as you approach the target and need to get some precise clicking done.
Waste not, get your budget cut next year.