If climate science is really worthwhile
You mean our atmosphere, the thing that keeps us alive and will hopefully continue to do so in the future as long as we don't fuck it up? That thing? Yeah, totally not worth the sliver of NASA's small budget.
Or is it even remotely practical to identify specific package/truck combinations?
Maybe. But also know who is driving ahead of time and know their address, relatives, etc? Less likely.
"The event" means Jesus is on his way.
Ironic then that it's a false alarm.
But even if it did happen, it happened two million years ago, when mankind was little more than short walking chimps. Hard to believe Jesus made an enormous explosion in some other galaxy that would have no effect here 2 million years before being born. Or maybe you're just being funny. Hard to tell sometimes.
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That's the combination to my luggage!
Organic cat litters are really just jet fuel?
No, just fuel. Minus the jet. Try putting your reading glasses on. Or whatever.
The stupid is strong with this one.
Oh, the irony.
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