no special recourse for customers who are cheated\robbed\otherwise harmed by a driver, etc.
Um, it's already illegal to do those things. Call the police when it happens. You know, on that phone you just used to order the taxi.
On install, ask if this is a mobile device... if it is, install your screwy new UI. But no-one will click that option because there's already a fantastic Linux distro for mobile called Android. If they don't chose mobile (and no-one will) then install a "normal" desktop.
Lolwut? If you installed on a desktop, and it never detected a touchscreen, what's the difference?
In fact cat and sedentary people are almost indistinguishable, from computer's point of view.
Cats are nocturnal. They're sedentary during the16 hours a day you watch them, then stalk to house all night looking for bugs to torture. I'm pretty sure a computer can figure out the difference between diurnal and nocturnal.
MIght as well just call it "We're 16, still live with our parents
Well, not everyone was running their own company at 17 like you.
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