About 85% of Americans believe that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Really, the only surprising thing is how long it took unscrupulous secular entities to exploit this mother lode of moronhood.

Yes, you figured it out. We're scared of you because you put a con man in charge of nuclear weapons. What, did you think any sane person wouldn't admit that?

Trump voter, 2016: "Trump's great. He's not a politician. He tells it like it is!"

Trump voter, 2020: "Well, see, that's obviously not what he meant..."

Oops, no, wait, he wasn't even talking to Dr. Birx. It was some other unspecified "Deborah."

Had enough?

Its amazing how badly the media is twisting that quote.

Read this.

If you aren't deranged, you aren't paying attention.

Here's what you're carrying water for, by the way.

Just stop. Nobody's buying it.

No, he's helping immensely because he's not lying about what the President said. Context matters.

Oops, no, this just in: it transpires that he was just "being sarcastic."

Welcome to the other side of the Trump Bus. The bottom side.

Sounds like better log-reading tools are what is actually needed. Log everything, retrieve what you need later.

These remind me a bit of the SPUs on the Playstation 2.

Make that Playstation 3...

Nice article on Ken Shirriff's blog on the Beaglebone Black: http://www.righto.com/2016/08/pru-tips-understanding-beaglebones.html

These remind me a bit of the SPUs on the Playstation 2. Lots of real-time bang for the buck, although not necessarily helpful for n00bs who are just starting to get into the SoC scene.

It means, "I have no idea what abuse actually is, and I've never been in an abusive relationship or been close to anyone who has."

Of course you can't. Just ask Michael Behe.

Translation: "I hold my pastor to one standard of evidence, and my professor to another."

Non-compete clauses are unenforceable in some jurisdictions

It's my understanding (IANAL) that those laws don't apply when equity is transferred.

$34 billion deals don't come with golden handcuffs. They're more like bomb collars.

That''s the magic part!