Essentially, it's a spin on the phrase: "A poor workman that blames his tools"

This could very well be the best first post EVER!

There doesn't seem to be a Linux port at the moment?

I think he meant taxing the product when it comes back.

Didn't you read the summary? He doesn't talk, which is why he needs that contraption to begin with.

What about "the shocker" salute?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shocker_(hand_gesture)

This is probably Microsoft's marketing divisions perception of what the iPhone market is like. It's most likely a ploy to get customer converts from that market.

This often happens when a process goes off line for a time. It also normally works itself out after a few months.

I'll be waiting a few months myself.

From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LiMux

"It was based on Debian. Version 3 available from 2011 is based on Ubuntu 8.10 and version 4 will be based on Ubuntu 10.10."

In other words, Unity is NSFW.