ObStewart: "Oh my god, there’s a novel respiratory coronavirus overtaking Wuhan, China, what do we do? Oh, you know who we could ask? The Wuhan novel respiratory coronavirus lab. The disease is the same name as the lab. That's just a little too weird, don't you think? And then they asked those scientists -- they're like 'how did this... so wait a minute, you work at the Wuhan respiratory coronavirus lab. How did this happen?' and they're like 'mmmm -- a pangolin kissed a turtle?' and you're like 'no the name of your lab! If you look at the name! Can I let me see your business card. Show me your business card. Oh -- I work at the coronavirus lab in Wuhan. Oh, cause there's a coronavirus loose in Wuhan. How did that happen?' 'Maybe a bat... flew into the cloaca of a turkey and... then it sneezed into my chili. And now we all have Coronavirus. ... Maybe it's the fucking [virus] factory!"