Honda had Asimo, and discontinued that. I think car manufacturers got all they could out of humanoid robots.

You're still using the Apple II's keyboard, display, memory, and disk subsystem. I have seen modern enhancements for the Apple II where essentially a Raspberry PI is plugged into the Apple II expansion slot. Sort of overkill, but the best way in modern days to cheaply implement serious upgrades for the Apple system.

The apex of misguided human technology! Why install an entire artificial intelligence into a bomb when a simple 555 timer would have worked much more reliably!

I'm sure Military grade components were used for Voyager's construction. If most Earth-bound electronics used Military grade capacitors (and were designed better), I bet they would also last 47 years.

You, sir, have well earned your place here on Slashdot!

Forget Nintendo Products. I always hated Pokemon. Alright, who's with me?

Problem: Customers return merchandise too often for a refund.

Solution: Retailer throttles returns and charges a return fee based on how many returns a customer requests.

Workaround: Customers create a whole new account and identity each time they order.

New problem: Retailer is unable to track customer preferences. Recommendations are meaningless. Product reviews become completely useless. A more horrible shopping experience for everyone.

"verify the identity of the owners"? Is there anyone alive who doesn't know that Jeff Bezos owns Amazon?

Introduce a bill that if the AI incorrectly identifies the driver as using a cell phone, and a human could tell that is not the case, then the police department would need to pay the falsely accused $100,000.
If the police department says "No, we're not going to do that", then that proves that they have no faith in the AI system and their human backup. If they agree, then you will bet that the human will filter out any false positives.

Too bad the test was multiple choice. There is another answer to "What would you do if your drawer was $2 short?"

A: Take $18 and leave a note.

Jake from State Farm? She sounds hideous!

Meanwhile, nearly 20 years later, everything still works on the PS3.

Except for Linux.

You don't like current social media because you fear that the hosting company will censor you? You can try usenet...

Are voice synthesizers considered AI generated? If so, there are already so many violators of this law.

Sammy Hagar was right. He can't drive 55.