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Journal Journal: Even more pathetic... 11

The boredom meter was hitting dangerous levels again, so I turned the C program I posted in my last JE into a self-compiling, self-running program.

Basically, wrote a simple bash script that extracts the C program from itself (tail -n 17 $0 > tmp.c), then compiles the program, removes the temporary file, and runs the C program.

Isn't that thrilling?

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Journal Journal: Check dis out 3

You know you wanna try it... go ahead. It's C, should compile fine with any C compiler.

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Journal Journal: The day after 4

Ahh. For some reason I keep thinking how funny it would be to sing "I'm dreaming of a white Kwanzaa". Get it? A "white" kwanzaa?

Anyway, I got $130, chocolate, the spider-man game for PC, and a remote control Mini Cooper. I also had a glass of grape juice spilled on me (and it wasn't my fault).

That mini cooper is awesome, it's incredibly fast and it's a huge scale. I'm not sure what the scale is, but it's bigger than 1:6.

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Journal Journal: Christmas Eve 7

Well, here it is, Christmas Eve.

My parents seem to have bought me some gift in a box bigger than my little brother. I didn't ask for anything this year, so I'm curious... I did mention wanting one of those R/C Hummer H2s, but I didn't ask them to buy it for me. That reminds me, I should go downstairs and shake the box. ;)

Spam

Journal Journal: Paris Hilton 6

Paris Hilton is an ugly ho. She looks like some kind of frickin' alien. Who likes skeletons anyway?

Um... yeah, like that had anything to do with spam. YMMV. HAND.

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Journal Journal: Naming systems 7

Okay... I just traded an ethernet hub for a PC. Yes, I'm a pathetic geek with no life. Anyway, I need to name it, and I have yet to think of anything. So I was wondering...

How do you name your systems?

United States

Journal Journal: +5, Flamebait: Thoughts on Kwanzza 4

I just posted this on MacSlash in response to a troll. FYI, I'm a white hispanic american. And yes, these are my actual thoughts on the whole issue, but not all of them. ;P

Kwanzza (or however the **** you spell it) isn't even an african thing, it's just the invention of the misguided blacks who think they need to "be african". If you want to be african, move to africa. Stop thinking "African American" and start thinging "A Frickin' American".

Games

Journal Journal: Finally

I finished Descent, on the easiest difficulty level. I even found three secret levels (I believe that's all of them), and yadda yadda yadda.

So now I'm going to replay the game at the next difficulty level. w00t!

Oh yeah, I upgraded my athlon box to 2.4.23, and downloaded disc 1 of slackware 9.1. That means I haven't got all the KDE junk, but I can always install the slack 9.0 KDE junk if I want it.

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Journal Journal: About me 8

Hi, I'm JDWTopGuy. I don't use my real name because I think that if you want privacy, you gotta do your part.

I'm a mac bigot, a linux bigot. My favorite prompt is:

export PS1='[\u@\h:\w]\$ '

My favorite linux distro is Slackware. I program in REBOL and Java.

I think that any computer not running distributed.net is a computer being wasted. I don't waste my computers.

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Journal Journal: I got a cell phone 4

I'm now the prowd owner of a locked (onto Cingular) Nokia 5165. Note that it's GSM and Cingular is switching away from GSM, so I can't use it with Cingular.

Not that I even talk on the phone.

d00d i 4/\/\ 73h 1337 h4x0rz i g07 73h c311 ph0n3z0rz d00d Edit: for more leet-speak check out this comment.

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Journal Journal: The results 6

Behemoth pumped out a whopping 97.1KB to y'all last night. Each hit on / brought up phpSysInfo, which in turn referenced a bunch of graphics and stuff, each hit on dnet.cgi ran a custom log analyzing script which ran through just over 1000 lines of log. Each hit on favicon.ico was a 404. Here's the log (my own accesses have been removed):

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Journal Journal: I'm about to do something stupid. 4

Ok here goes: Here's a direct link to my POTS-connected 90Mhz linux system (firewall is up protecting everything but finger and http... I hope). I'm probably going to be online for a couple hours (it's 7:30 CST now).

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Journal Journal: How much can my 90Mhz Pentium system take? 6

Okay... as you may know, I have a 90Mhz pentium system with a 500MB hard drive and 32MB of RAM.

The question is, how much junk can I load it with until it explodes? I'm already running penggy (dial AOL from linux/*BSD), ip forwarding/masquerading, distributed.net client and personal proxy, finger, hourly stats run script, and squid (in a feeble attempt to speed up browsing over the network).

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Journal Journal: More ramblings

Hello world!

I have a strange desire to factor a large number and win money from RSA Labs. Here's a little theory I have, and if anybody has any comments, I'd be glad to hear them.

If I have a huge number that is the product of two "large primes", and I just want to find those two primes, I should be able to:

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