Analysts Split Over Vista Launch Date 165
An anonymous reader writes "A ZDNet report details comments by analysts on the upcoming release of Microsoft's newest operating system. Vista is currently scheduled to be released to businesses next month, and to consumers in January of next year. Not everyone on the sidelines agrees that the company will make that deadline, though. Reservations seem mostly to center around legal and political issues, rather than any concrete technical problems." From the article: " A delay for Vista now would be convenient for Microsoft, Gartner analyst David Mitchell-Smith argued, because 'when people start complaining about the delay, Microsoft can reasonably say 'don't blame us' and point the finger at the EC.' ... Mitchell-Smith also noted that Microsoft wants to avoid further litigation, as it is already facing legal action by Symantec and Adobe Systems."
Analysts Always Make the News (Score:5, Funny)
So the analysts are split, eh? And that's news? So if the analysts go one way or the analysts go the other, it's news. And now, we've witnessed that if the analysts don't agree, it's news. Come to think of it, it'd be pretty damn hard for analysts to do something that isn't news.
Well, I've got the next headline: "Analysts Think About Vista & Retire to the Bathroom to Lay Some Cable." I mean, is there anything the analysts can do that won't make the news? And it causes me great amusement when we get reports from IDC or sponsored "analysts" that are in favor of those who sponsor them.
You know, I should become an analyst. I hear they get all the girls--unlike the bassists.
Re:Analysts Always Make the News (Score:5, Funny)
Unfortunately, even though you're drunk, your analysis of analysts is more accurate than most analysts analysis.
its like the joke about the conductor doing Beetov (Score:1, Funny)
"It's the bottom of the ninth, the score is tied and the basses are loaded."
(note some versions have this as 2 men out also)
if MS shoves this out the door they will get tagged for the bugs
if MS waits then they have contracts that expire so either they will need to extend them or "lawyers are standing by"
Gomers playing with thermite in the bilge of this ship will he find the sparklers?????
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Launch in T-Minus... (Score:0, Funny)
Vista will launch once the heat shields have been repaired.
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I don't think the analysts should mitigate their concern for anything, after the EC stamps a rubber hoze on this beech it has to be forgotten that the misery they're in can not lessen to the misery they give.
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heh. for a second there i thought you said "anal cysts"
Question for the group: which is more annoying: analysts or anal cysts?
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Re:Analysts Always Make the News (Score:5, Funny)
Lawsuits delay vista? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Analysts Always Make the News (Score:4, Funny)
Let me guess you live in a muslim country..
Re:Analysts Always Make the News (Score:3, Funny)
Analysts are up there with consultants in the league of overpopulated, under-skilled career fields.
Some are brilliant, but most are attention whoring hacks. To use two quotes to blatantly generalise:
Analysts: "Facts are meaningless! You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!" (Homer Simpson)
Consultants: "If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem." (despair.com)