How Do You Punish a 16-year-old Spammer? 346
An anonymous reader writes "A 16 year old 'Boy Spammer', David Lennon, has been told by a judge that as punishment for his crimes he can't leave his bedroom for two months during curfew. CNET thinks this is no punishment at all: "With the streets awash with axe murderers, terrorists and paedophiles, staying in and playing games seems like a reasonable response. Given that our kids are growing up as stay-in gamers, the Boy Spammer's curfew is no more punishment for the blighter than sentencing a boy caught speeding to two months on a race track." Apparently Lennon used a piece of email bombing software called Avalanche to wreak revenge on his ex-employer, Domestic and General Group. His five million emails contained the message "You will die in seven days.""
*snort* (Score:3, Funny)
Diabolical!
Why spam works (Score:4, Funny)
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Heres what I would do.... (Score:5, Funny)
easy punishment (Score:2, Funny)
- Forced community service fixing virus-laden windows boxes
- Public flogging
- Format every disk/hard drive/CD he owns
- Break his fingers
And that's just off the top of my head. How easy is that?
Re:*snort* (Score:3, Funny)
Oh my God! The next Governor of California will be a 16 year old spammer?
the key word is Punishment (Score:3, Funny)
If you want to rehabilitate him, this one I don't know much about, I only know how to do evil and disgusting stuff.
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ideal punishement (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Heres what I would do.... (Score:5, Funny)
Make him write out each email he sent on a blackboard, all 5 million of them.
Like this?
Dear Sir/Madam, I am very sorry for sending you an unwelcomed message stating that you will die in seven days. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send $1 to: Sorry Guy, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield
Re:Why spam works (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Community service (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe they only need to restrict him to the use of just one computer [wikipedia.org].
A worst punishment... (Score:3, Funny)
Let the punishment fit the crime.... (Score:2, Funny)
No Community service - Yes excruciating Pain (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Community service (Score:2, Funny)
What a tar baby you've just picked up.
Re:*snort* (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Band and Dangerous Journalism (Score:3, Funny)
They did. It was successfully apprehended a while back.
Re:What? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:*snort* (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Why spam works (Score:3, Funny)
Wanna really punish a teenage geek? (Score:1, Funny)
Force him to attempt to ask out a cheerleader. Repeat until one says "yes" or he turns 30, whichever comes first.
Give him a makeover.
Yeah, yeah, 8th amendment* and all that...
* http://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/constitut
Re:No Community service - Yes excruciating Pain (Score:4, Funny)
Write them out (Score:3, Funny)
If you want to be mean, make him write out the headers as well.
How Do You Punish An 18-Year Old Spammer? (Score:3, Funny)
Make him attend a minimum of three raging parties per week, each one primarily populated by jocks and hotties.
If he's 18 and spamming people, he does not have the social skills necessary to do well in such an environment. He'll cry for the warmth and security of his home, but he should be forced to stay until the last jock has wedgie'd him.
Re:*snort* (Score:0, Funny)
Absolutely. It's much easier to carry around a full notebook to google for tracks, then to look on a display.
That's why I use a shuffle too!
Re:*snort* (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Maybe this was just me.. (Score:1, Funny)
How do you punish a 16-year old spammer? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:No Community service - Yes excruciating Pain (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Why spam works (Score:3, Funny)
Chris Rock knows how to deal with this situation (Score:3, Funny)
Everyone's talking about public education. Kids are outta control. We need tougher rules. We need prayer in schools. We don't need that shit. We just need the tossed salad man. He'd straighten those kids out. Hey, Jimmy. You got a D. You know what that means. NOOOO! NOOOO! I don't wanna toss a salad! I don't wanna toss a salad! I'm gonna read! I'm gonna learn to read" -- Chris Rock
His computer? (Score:2, Funny)
Is that even a question? (Score:2, Funny)
I'm kinda baffled by this: you don't punish a 16-year-old, you punish the people responsible for the actions of the 16-year-old and that means the parents, whos mandate clearly includes a minimum of oversight over their offspring at least to the degree of ensuring that they don't harm those around them.
If we actually held parents responsible for the actions of their children, maybe more parents would start taking the whole "parenting" thing seriously and these kinds of problems could be avoided in the first place.
Re:Reference to The Ring? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What? (Score:3, Funny)
"Wait! That's no punishment. Go to MY room!"
Man, that was two boring hours....
Re:Why spam works (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Why spam works (Score:2, Funny)
Re:You have the thanks (Score:3, Funny)
Thanks for moving to Oregon, the average IQ in California went up when you crossed the state line.
Do us a favor. Don't come back.
Go fuck yourself retard.
As I said, he's not perfect, but he understands that Californina needs businesses to survive in order for the state to survive.
Davis was sitting on his fund raising thumb too much to actually do anything to Enron.
We got fucked. By Davis. By Enron. By everybody who had a hand in it.
Sure Arnold should have gone after Enron, and he doesn't have the balls to do it. Just like everybody else. Were we better off with Davis? No way. Are we better off with Arnold? A little. He's still a politician, and he'll continue to cater to the almighty dollar, but he at least has a tiny clue. That tiny clue was way bigger than the one Davis had.
I may have raised the IQ of California when I left, but I also took $100,000 a year business with me. And a house. And a $600 a year vehicle registration. And another car, and two motorcycles, and plenty of sales tax, income tax, and property tax revenue. I left behind an employee who's now on unemployment. California is so much better off chasing out legitimate businesses and leaving the ignorant, unemployed, uninsured, non-licensed people to suck even more welfare, food stamps, and your taxes out of the people. Good going!
Next time you need your house needs some work, make sure you go to Home Depot and hire a guy with no license or insurance.
Cheers!