Dropping Profits Sends Amazon In Odd Directions 152
tabdelgawad writes "The Washington Post has a story detailing how Amazon has purchased the rights to turn a recently published book into a feature-length movie. The article also outlines other 'strange directions' Amazon has taken in response to declining profits and a plummeting stock price, including moving into the grocery business and producing original live webcasts and streaming shows."
Well (Score:2, Funny)
They could always sell their "one click" technology.
With apologies to Yeats... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The old saying goes... (Score:3, Funny)
a novel [amazon.com], a dvd [amazon.com], a lamp [amazon.com], diaper wipes [amazon.com], and a free MP3 performed by the US Marine Corp [amazon.com]!
Re:Well (Score:5, Funny)
I think you have that wrong. Try they could always sell their one click "technology".