America's War on the Web 428
An anonymous reader writes "The Sunday Herald is reporting that while the US is continuing to pursue traditional means of protecting national security, they are also planning to launch a new wave of 'information warfare' to help combat a perceived growing threat of IT security. From the article: 'The Pentagon has already signed off $383 million to force through the document's recommendations by 2009. Military and intelligence sources in the US talk of "a revolution in the concept of warfare". The report orders three new developments in America's approach to warfare [...] the Pentagon says it will wage war against the internet in order to dominate the realm of communications, prevent digital attacks on the US and its allies, and to have the upper hand when launching cyber-attacks against enemies.'"
They've already attacked (Score:3, Funny)
Cyber Attacks (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Cyber-terror Unlikely (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Is this new? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Cyber-terror Unlikely (Score:5, Funny)
"You have just received the Taliban virus.
Since we have no electricity or computers, you are on the honor system.
Please delete all of your files on your hard drive. Then forward this message to everyone in your address book.
Praise Allah."
PsyOps + Internet Advertising (Score:2, Funny)
/. it! (Score:2, Funny)
I see your DDOS and raise you a JDAM (Score:2, Funny)
Re:America's war on * (Score:4, Funny)
Furthermore it raises some interesting questions: If, for an example the US government, or an agent thereof seizes narcotics as part of the war on drugs, woudln't the Geneva convention dictate that the seized drugs should be treated as a prisoner of war?
War comes with responsibilities you know...
All aboard the Road Show (Score:1, Funny)
the establishment of "Humanitarian Road Shows", which will talk up American support for democracy and freedom.
First stop Guantanamo Bay! For more info see http://web.amnesty.org/report2003/usa-summary-eng [amnesty.org]
Internet warefare (Score:3, Funny)
President: Let's PHP-Nuke the bastards!
Re:Cyber-terror Unlikely (Score:3, Funny)
How like them, a suicide run.
They didn't get me! (Score:5, Funny)
IN SOVIET RUSSIA... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:gov't control of ionosphere - H.A.A.R.P. (Score:3, Funny)
HAARP is controlled by the Reptilians [greatdreams.com], right? And to get to their secret lair you just go down Mel's Hole [wikipedia.org].
Re:Cyber-terror Unlikely (Score:4, Funny)
Which is like the guy who comes home to find his wife in bed with another man...
He calmly walks to the dresser, opens a drawer, pulls out a revolver and puts it to his temple.
His wife says: " For God's sake, don't!"
To which he replies: " Shut up woman. You're next!"
Re:Better Article.... (Score:3, Funny)
I dunno. I think it's a good idea to attack the Internet, given that warfare will be conducted on it in the future. Kinda like attacking the physical planet itself, because warfare is conducted on it's surface.
Oh, wait...