The Enemy Within the Firewall 265
Mel Tom writes to tell us The Age is reporting that many businesses are now considering employees a much bigger threat to security than most external threats. From the article: "With email and instant messaging proving increasingly popular and devices such as laptop computers, mobile phones and USB storage devices more commonplace in the office, the opportunities for workplace crime are growing."
Duh! (Score:3, Funny)
Then the ONLY real solution is... (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously, how can anyone get any work done with all this security risks running around?
Here's Some News (Score:5, Funny)
Gee someone ought to come up with a name for this... let's see, we can call it "Social Engineering". Hopefully no bad guys will read about this and start using it now....
From the well-duh-department... (Score:4, Funny)
Employees often suck. In retail, they rip you off more than your "customers". (I can't call a shoplifter a customer
Kevin Mitnick was able to get employees to give him tons of "sensitive" information just by asking for it. They take their laptops home and surf porn and get 0wn3d and bring the trojans and malware inside the firewall. Hell, they can even VPN the crud in from home or Starbucks too.
I suggest 1) firing all employees you can 2) treat the remaining ones to a paycut 3) installing spy mechanisms inside of their office, computer, and bathrooms to "keep them honest", and let go of the ones that don't make the cut.
We don't need no stinking happy employee. We need one that does what they are told, and is already happy to do what they are told. Thats it.
Re:One thing is sure (Score:2, Funny)
Re:From the well-duh-department... (Score:2, Funny)
Robots programmed and designed by robots, to remove the chance of humans tinkering with the logic.
Re:Is security the answer? (Score:4, Funny)
When everything is illegal, everyone is a criminal (Score:2, Funny)
Screw hacking the server. Spend a few months running the license paperwork through the shredder, and then call the BSA. If you do it right, you may even be in line for a reward.
Seriously folks, if you want to treat your employees like criminals, hire people who are already institutionalized. At least you can find out what their predilection is.
Re:One thing is sure (Score:5, Funny)
Cops always have the best dope (Score:2, Funny)
You may not be a Nazi, but you are a hypocrite.
Re:Make Sure You Own It! (Score:2, Funny)
IT 101 (Score:5, Funny)