Introducing RMS-Lint 170
Shlomi Fish writes "There's a new tool called RMS-Lint
that aims to check and correct documents for their compliance with correspondence rules from Richard Stallman. If you plan on sending RMS an E-mail, you may actually need it."
sigh (Score:5, Funny)
GNU/is GNU/this GNU/another GNU/April GNU/Fool's GNU/joke?
Where is the lint from? (Score:5, Funny)
Enough enough! (Score:5, Funny)
the tool hangs (Score:5, Funny)
You forgot the GNU! (Score:5, Funny)
Think that's bad? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I used to work with Richard Stallman (Score:5, Funny)
according to a top Austrian doctor.
Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who
pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better
in tune with their bodies.
He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage
children to take it up.
Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can't
reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.
"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of
strengthening the body's immune system.
"Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In
terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of
bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it
works just like a medicine.
"Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more
complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost
to their immune system for free."
He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time they
have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a society that has
branded it disgusting and anti social.
He said: "I would recommend a new approach where children are encouraged to
pick their nose. It is a completely natural response and medically a good idea
as well."
And he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about what their
neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose in private
if they still wanted to get the benefits it offered.
Damn... I was hoping... (Score:3, Funny)
GNU/RMS-Belly-Button-Lint
Re:sigh (Score:5, Funny)
Only RMS? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Where is the lint from? (Score:5, Funny)
You know, we really didn't need the visual of RMS's navel lint. God, I gotta go take a shower now.
Reality distortion field.... this must be said (Score:3, Funny)
I find we have reached a bit of a level of absurdity when an individual has created their own rules by which they can be corresponded with.
I would hope that if you can assemble a correct sentence, put your thoughts in writing well, be polite, and spell things correctly, you could always expect a response from anyone via e-mail.
Re:Where is the lint from? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:A little too much today?? (Score:5, Funny)
Netcrafts' new CEO, Stephen King, announced that BSD is dying; shortly before he died at the age of 54.
He will be missed.
April Fools? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Where is the lint from? (Score:4, Funny)
this wont be enough. i will be buying a wire brush from the hardware store, and varasol to clean the infection.
Re:Where is the lint from? (Score:5, Funny)
Yay (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Where is the lint from? (Score:5, Funny)
If you're wearing hemp it's actually "hemt."
Ramie would be "ramt," rather close to "rant", so perhaps a favorite of the man himself.
Nettle (yes, nettle) would be "nett," or perhaps ".Nett(tm)" if it's from your MS employee polo shirt residue. Perhaps that's why they can be so toxically stinging at times.
Is it from your blue jeans? Perhaps it's "dent."
Of course your jeans are actually cotton (although jean was actually wool fustian, go figure) which comes from the Arabic qutn, which would come out to. . . no, I don't think I'll go there.
KFG
What Have We Learned (Score:3, Funny)
-Peter
Re:Where is the lint from? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Where is the lint from? (Score:2, Funny)
First time for everything.
Re:sigh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:fuck off (Score:5, Funny)
I'm trying to figure out which is more lame, Slashdot on April 1st, or the phrase "hella lame".
It's a toss up.
No, I'm GNU Here,... err New Here. (Score:0, Funny)
For those who don't know about RMS... (Score:3, Funny)
RMS was born in Modesto, California and attended Berkeley University [berkeley.edu]. This shouldn't surprise anyone, since Berkeley is the Liberal Hive [russia.ru] of America and RMS is an admitted [stallman.org] communist [www.jkl.fi]. RMS began his bizarre lifestyle while attending Berkeley, where he occupied the attic of a clock tower. This eccentricity continues today and RMS will not travel without a grandfather clock and a spitoon [warmann.org].
RMS' penchant for thievery was evident from the very beginning. His attic "apartment" was filled with equipment stolen from the Berkeley computer labs. This was quite an achievement in the early '70s, when any computer equipment was the size of a refrigerator.
RMS and his hacker friends cut class regularly, opting to spend their time and parent's money constructing illegal electronics devices designed to covertly access phone lines. The group of pirates would hack into the phone company, and charge enormous phone bills to unsuspecting Republican professors.
It was during this period that Stallman met Steve Jobs. RMS' technical savvy was far exceeded by that of Jobs and, never one to like being second-best, this caused him to pursue software hacking. RMS' hacking ability was innate and he and Jobs formed an alliance which would later result in the birth of Apple Computer.
Jobs' technical accumen was matched only by his ability to sell. He designed the internal electronics and outer package design of the first Apple, which was financed by Nolan Bushnell. He set RMS on to the task of developing the computer's "operating system" - a sequence of low-level MS-DOS commands which tell the computer how to decode program codes.
Though a gifted "coder", Stallman was quite lazy and didn't fare so well with the new operating system. His sloppy design and bloated codes were barely useable on the first microcomputer. Jobs dumped Stallman and hired John Wozniack to rewrite the internal operating system codes for the Apple I.
This situation didn't sit too well with RMS. Though he effectively dropped out of college, through non-attendance, he remained in the clock tower, unbeknownst to the faculty and administration of Berekely. His bizarre reclusiveness and tendency to "hack" only in the night kept him invisible to everyone, though rumors did circulate around campus about the "haunted clock-tower" and the deformed ghost that would occasionally appear, transluscent white, on top of the tower playing a magical flute [stallman.org].
Stallman grew sullen and withdrew into his own world in the clock tower. He watched as the joint Apple/Microsoft empire grew to become the computer industry and he vowed to topple it by undermining the livelyhood of his arch-rival Steve Jobs (and, by extension, Bill Gates) with his illegal offerings.
Stallman conspired with Linux Torvaledse, another Berkeley student, to create a hacker operating system which could be used to leverage the internet and wreak havoc on corporations everywhere. RMS even went so far as to use Microsoft's innovative GUI (Graphical User Implementation) which he had stolen from Microsoft's mainframe computer and given the hacker alias "X-Windows". Unfortunately, RMS was not able to acquire the latest Microsoft GUI codes and was thus forced to settle for an inferior version.
RMS' continued interest in communism provided him some insight as to how to spread his hacker tool across the internet. By stressing the free nature of the software, he would appeal to the welfare nature of the public.
This marketing scheme worked spectacularly. RMS' hacker tool is now installed on countless computers, hidden away in the dark bedrooms of LSD-using hacker teens [etext.org].
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