Dave Barry Strikes Back Against Telemarketers 586
ikkonoishi writes "The Miami humor columnist Dave Barry in his column
here encouraged his readers to exercise their constitutional rights to call a telemarketing firm which had declared the National Do Not Call List unconstitutional. Well it seems to have worked." Needless to say, the targets of the prank were none so keen on being called themselves.
Maybe Dave Barry could start a ternd. (Score:5, Interesting)
Revenge (Score:0, Interesting)
why worry? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:The ends justify the means? (Score:5, Interesting)
Profit is not its own justification. Thats the sort of thinking that arms dealers and the RIAA use (like how I tied those together?).
Re:The ends justify the means? (Score:5, Interesting)
Although I agree with you in principle, I think you missed the bigger issue...
The Telemarketers insist that they have a constitutionally protected right to harass us, even after we have added our names to a federally-maintained list saying that we would really rather not have them call us.
This mass calling, while superficially petulant, demonstrates that a right to call and harass people works both ways, if they want to play that game.
Think of this as no different than signing Ralsky up for every junkmail catalog in the world... While childish, it does get the message across - "We hate you and everything you do, so please shrivel up and die, preferably in some painful manner that involves your loathesome occupation". Well, perhaps not quite that verbose, but they get the idea.
Is this really something that needs to be worsened by giving ideas to the industrious - but idle-minded masses on slashdot? The damage can only be worsened here!
Oh, Pshaw! I expect we'll reach 70 or 80 comments before someone thinks to post the home phone numbers of various telemarketing company's CEOs (hint, hint, c'mon, someone out there has those suckers, post em!).
Do the ends justify the means? No.
Hey, the telemarketers already presented a number of points describing why we have a right to call and harass them. We all just want to congratulate them for their hard work. And hey, since the DNC registry would cost them two million jobs, if enough of us keep calling, perhaps they can re-hire those two million to field the inbound calls. So you see, we have simply found a way, by all pulling together, to save two million jobs in an otherwise bad economy.
Re:Number is Toll Free! (Score:5, Interesting)
And, I think I speak for most of us here when I say I don't give a shit about these people's livelihoods. Next time they should get a job that doesn't make them a public nuisance (and a target for anger and aggression--don't they have any self-respect?).
Do not call lists will lower sales (Score:5, Interesting)
Don't think that the telemarketters don't know their own business.
Re:Revenge (Score:1, Interesting)
Re:wrong... (Score:3, Interesting)
Just like ant-spammer tactics (Score:1, Interesting)
Re:Revenge (Score:3, Interesting)
Easy enough to do if you still have an old dialup modem hanging around, though, and the time to write a little script...
Third time's a charm (Score:5, Interesting)
I called the 800 number in the voicemail I personally received, got a manager on the line in record time (it helps if you sound like you want to confirm your satellite recon for the imminent airstrike) and explained that we had a block of numbers, that they were calling ALL of them and to please stop right-fucking-now. I then did the usual bit about do not call lists and a copy of the policy (which I never got). The do not call list was tough, since numbnuts didn't grok the "I have several hundred consecutive numbers" part very well.
The next day they did it again. I got another manager on the line, who was significantly less than understanding about the whole affair. In point of fact, he seemed dismissive of the whole fact that I had complained the day before and tha the was perhaps a bit offended that I was trying to interfere with his attempt to rescue a failing mortgage business. I reminded him about the FCC's $500 per call regulation and he got offended. Go figure. Apaprently the fact that the Federal government might put him out of business wasn't a factor in his worldview. I rang off.
And called the local police department and reported a couple hundred harassing phone calls. I leaned heavily on the second manager's attitude toward my request of the previous day and on his utter disregard for Federal codes covering his business. I named both managers in the complaint. These guys are less than fifty miles from us and in the same state, so it could happen.
We have a case number. Some day they'll screw up, and then a telemarketing manager will do the Perp Walk. I'll be sure to put whatever details I can on a website so we can all share the joy.
Slashdotting over: number disconnected (Score:2, Interesting)
Hurray for the
True story (Score:5, Interesting)
One day a couple of weeks ago, I had a very frustrated message on my voice mail from the director of our Radiology department. It seems that the phone in one of the diagnostic imaging rooms would ring, and when someone would pick it up it was a recorded message from a telemarketing company.
If it had happened once, she probably would have wrote it off to a mistake. Instead, it kept calling the number. Continuously. For a half hour, by the time she'd left me that message. Now, as you can imagine, having the telephone in a MEDICAL PROCEDURE AREA continuously ringing is a bad thing. Not to mention that line now being tied up so that in an emergency the techs can't call for help.
I ran (literally) down to the department, picked up the phone the next time it rang, and recorded the call. After about two minutes, a real human picked up the line.
Said human began reading her script when I asked her if she knew what phone number this was. I then told her that at that moment, I was standing in an x-ray room, in a hospital, with a patient who was supposed to be getting tested right now but because we kept having to pick up the EMERGENCY PHONE they were just kind of lying there moaning (at which point the director standing next to me made the most pitiful moaning noises, heh, heh) and we would like to GET HER OFF THE TABLE IF YOU PEOPLE HAD NO OBJECTIONS...
There was a moment of silence, then prolific appologies, a promise to stop the calls, more appologies...After leaving her flopping on the end of the hook for a moment, I accepted her appology, took her name and number, then hung up.
The phone never rang again.
Re:Even Better (Score:4, Interesting)
It is amazing what legal rights and latitudes all journalists are allowed.
Re:Even Better (Score:1, Interesting)
Check it out - you can use them as a spam relay. View the source - the to field is in there and hidden. Hmmmmm....
Automate the registration. (Score:3, Interesting)
Write a script that hits the page, enters in 3 phone numbers, waits for the mail to be sent to an address it generates on the fly, 'clicks' the link, rinse, repeat.
No telemarketing!
Ok, Bad Idea. I should remember where I'm writing this. Someone is likely to go off and do it.
Re:The ends justify the means? (Score:1, Interesting)
You heard it here first (Score:3, Interesting)
When the do not call list takes effect, I predict the reincarnation of the door to door salesman.
(Besides, haven't you always wanted to know what that telemarketer type person on the other end of the line looks like?)
-Sean
Always call back... (Score:3, Interesting)
Now, normally, I'd say fuck it, and go on with my day, but he taunted me with that "what are you going to do" attitude, so I say fuck him. A few googles for his company (RSVP Customer Care Centre) later, I find the website (after getting arond their silly spelling of "center"), and the name of his boss, the VP of Sales and Marketing. She was very kind and apologetic, and she seemed honestly surprised by Joe's reaction to me on the line; for four year he had been a model employee. And for Joe, fair enough, his job probably does suck with people giving him shit all the time; still, at the same time, there's a certain amount of professionalism that I expect from these guys. Maybe he was just rude because he knew he'd be out of a job when the DNC list goes into effect.
Anyway, my (elusive) point, call their bosses and bitch, especially if they're rude or unprofessional.
Re:Even Better (Score:2, Interesting)
8645 Admirals Woods Dr
INDIANAPOLIS, IN 46236
317-823-8462
Oh great - I find out they're in my home town... Well Mr. Searcy makes to damn much money; the sub-division he lives in is in of our higher-income areas where all the quasi-celebs and most of the sports stars (Reggie Miller) live.
I'll take donations to go and TP his house! :-)
5% of the US labor force? (Score:5, Interesting)
so 5% of the USA's 140 million labor force work as telemarketers? Why did the journalist let them get away with those numbers?
Re:Even Better (Score:2, Interesting)
So call and try to sell them something... like maybe your chair. Be courteous but make sure they're made aware of all the benefits of owning your chair for a few (157) easy payments of just 196.95.
~Lake
Re:Number is Toll Free! (Score:3, Interesting)
Of course I don't mean to imply that this has any correlation to the national do not call registry, or that surgeons typically answer their phones during surgery in more developed countries. I hope.
Do to their mail server what they do to our phones (Score:1, Interesting)
It uses the popular formmail.pl script and it's poorly configured. View the source to the page and save it to your hard drive. Then edit the code where the tag starts.
First, modify the action value to include the fully qualified path to the formmail.pl script as such: Then, remove the following lines: Save your changes and open up the page that's saved on your hard drive. Now you can put whatever the hell you want in the form and it actually gets sent. If you want, you can also change the address it gets sent to by changing the following line in the code: (Note: manually modify the code rather than copying and pasting, because Slashdot's anti-troll space-adding would cause it not to work.)
......Of course, this is all just FYI type blathering in the spirit of open source hacking and I do not advocate anybody writing a script to exploit this poor design.
How has Telemarketing *Ever* been legal? (Score:2, Interesting)
I expect some degree of spam and advertising from web-based mail like yahoo- I don't pay for my Yahoo mail account. But if I *did* upgrade to the paid premium level- then I expect not to receive unsolicited emails (if I never posted my email address to any forum, newsgroup or website) nor see any advertising anywhere on the web client.
Similarly, my paid private voice service shouldn't be a conduit for unsolicited commercial interests.
The only legal way TM makes sense is if I choose to appear on a "Commercial Solicitation OK" list. Then, I need to be compensated for every phone ring by a commercial interest calling me- whether I answer or not! TM's are abusing my time in distraction and using a paid resource in my home- the phone ringer and the single phone line, which another personal contact may be trying to use to reach me during the TM's attempt to call. The remuneration from each TM call ought to appear as a credit on my phone statement- again, only if I volunteer to be on a "OK to call" list.
Telemarketing has *nothing* to do with freedom of speech, or the rights of commercial interests in any way shape or form. It is about exploiting (current) holes in the interpretation of personal privacy rights and abusing private communication services.
Another post in this thread mentioned placing an indicator in current phone books next to personal name listings, a flag that means "no solicitors". Why this hasn't been available yet is dumb-founding, as it is no different than the ability to put a "NO Solicitors" sign on your front door (of your physical home).