How IBM (and Open Source) Won eBay 334
DemonBrew wrote to us with a new article in Business2 how IBM beat MSFT, Sun, BEA Systems to win the contract for the new eBay. Cool part is that it's based on Websphere, which has major open source components.
I'll tell ya how... (Score:5, Funny)
Bastards!
I wonder... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I'll tell ya how... (Score:5, Funny)
The new grammar (Score:1, Funny)
And BTW, it's "bested" (past tense), not "best"
I've Said It Before... (Score:0, Funny)
Java is to code as music is to country.
'nuff said.
Yeah... (Score:4, Funny)
Tomorrow's News Headlines: (Score:5, Funny)
Reuters, Inc.
Ebay (www.ebay.com, NSDQ: EBAY), the world's largest online auction site, is reporting that it has been hoodwinked in an internet scam, involving International Business Machines (IBM), Inc.
"They promised us all of these great services, and even showed us pictures and everything", claims Dave Hubnard, Ebay's CTO.
"It looked so, perfect. They responded to all of our emails quickly and professionally. I really don't know what happened. They even sniped in at the last minute with an ultra-low bid."
Shocked and bewildered, Ebay employees are uncertain when, or if, they will ever see the new services promised to them by IBM.
Attempted telephone calls to IBM headquarters were returned with a "disconnected service" answer.
Just hours before the deal was closed, IBM had the address of its corporate headquarters changed to a PO Box address in the sourthern section of Jacksonville, FL.
Now we can only imagine (Score:5, Funny)
Bidding on the contract (Score:5, Funny)
Item # 4886798269
Category: Computers: Contracts
Currently: $12,378,462
Quantity: 1
First bid: US $10
# of bids: 3
Seller (Rating): Ebay (999999999)
High bid: IBM (10)
Description
You are bidding on a contract for providing software and hardware to power the next generation of e-bidding monstrosi-sites...
Re:I'll tell ya how... (Score:4, Funny)
That disappears after someone places a bid, and since we all know Microsoft is never first at anything, they would have missed that chance. Microsoft always waits for somebody else to go first, so they can see whether it's a good idea.
Re:I wonder... (Score:2, Funny)
I'm thinking auctioning it off would be most appropriate.
So... (Score:2, Funny)
... will eBay use PayPal for this one?
It's such a pain waiting while your check clears...
- DDT
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Re:I'll tell ya how... (Score:2, Funny)
By the time they got MSN back online the auction had ended.
You must be new to slashdot (Score:5, Funny)
You'll learn.