Journal pudge's Journal: Obama and Aliens 5
I was listening to Obama tonight. He said, “Because there’s never been a leak this size at this depth, stopping it has tested the limits of human technology.” I thought, What about alien technology? He continued: “That’s why, just after the rig sank
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Not just aliens... (Score:1)
Illegal ones. Obama has a strict open air space policy. He even invited the Martian president to speak before congress condemning the Arizona law against space aliens. He'd have invited the space pope, but you see, he doesn't want to offend.
Space aliens (Score:2)
I never met any space aliens, but I've met a few spaced aliens. I saw a two headed alien in Chicago; a pregnant Mexican. Once I actually was an alien; I spent a year in Thailand in the USAF. Come to think of it, I was usually pretty spaced on their killer bud...
Rejected foreign help (Score:2)
New revelations, just coming out: both Dutch and Norwegian oil ministries offered help almost immediately after the BP debacle started, but the U.S. rejected it until recently.
(Not that Shell's oil spill prevention and cleanup record in Nigeria is short of horrid, bit still...)
And a careful listening to Drake's latest, backwards where appropriate, reveals a hidden message that says, "Barack and Pudge are secret lovers." Some say, too, that Barack's oily oval office speech had the secret message, "Pudge has
Re: (Score:2)
I still want alien technology.
Re: Rejected foreign help (Score:2)
As do we all, but apparently we "small people" can only get it through the Norwegians.