Journal fustakrakich's Journal: Dumbass Democrats Deserve Defeat 7
This is what you get for electing such dorks... But heeyyyy, no problemo, in 10 or 12 years 50.1% will be pissed at the republicans again... for another 6 or 8... and then, like the end of Daylight Savings Time, we set the clocks back (Shut up! I'm just having a bit of partisan fun, you silly bitch!)
To any of you who still doubt the success of Bernays' work, well, all I can say is, PFFFFT! Not a single independent in the house... Public relations is some powerful shit on the individual who surrenders to the collective, which apparently, 99% of them do. It produces election results, and, it produces radical fanatics financed by the war machine. Through all of you it produces heaven and hell, god and satan. It's all spelled out. We know why, but we still have no lasting antidote, only the bourgeois(UGH!) 'revolution'. And what would the 'antidote' be to one of nature's more basic survival instincts of staying with the herd anyway? Better ice cream, perhaps? That always seems to work. Something like *a new hat*... Since breaking up the herd isn't an option, all that's left is to try to steer it. But fuck that. The better option is to sell the ranch and move to the tropics, and politely ask that you stay off my lawn. No, actually you are welcome, just have the courtesy to remove the clip and empty the chamber.
On the spectator side, if you're a betting man, Jeb just might pay off (yeah, republicans are morons also, but if they win, who cares? A good poker face can up the payoffs), especially if the dems are actually stupid enough to put up Ms. Hillary, which I really doubt right now, but, as dumb as they are, you never know. We do know that both sides have to be careful not to let things get too lopsided one way or the other. As the cliche goes, the object is not to win, but not to lose, and to keep the game going.
I donèt know ... (Score:2)
A Hillary/Oprah ticket would pack a heck of a punch ... as would an Oprah/Hillary ticket. And if the object is not to lose ...
But a ticket to where, exactly? (Score:1)
Dunno. Maybe the final unification of politics with talk show is upon us. By that logic, the GOP needs to nominate a Jerry Springer/Geraldo Rivera ticket, I suppose.
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Well, it DID start with Reagan, who was a 3rd-rate actor and later became a republican president.
For the republicans, it would be Judge Judy and *gasp* Sarah Palin. Just 'cuz.
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But he was a very powerful and effective union boss. The bankers found themselves a good man when they put him on the ticket. But I found that I cannot judge him by the content of his work, in fact, I discovered such matters to be totally irrelevant. The only thing that does matter is, 'was the goal accomplished', or even more so, 'do people believe you' (well, that is the goal). You can tell them anything at all. As long as they dance, it's all good. Every other little detail is for entertainment purposes
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There are a lot worse people on the ticket than than Jerry Springer ever could be, who, as you know, already has some experience in the business without having to crawl through the sewer as far as I know. Amongst all your buddies up there, he would be the 'least evil'.
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Unfortunately, he was, and probably still is a democrat.
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Oops! never mind that.. He tried to pay a hooker with a check! I take back everything I said about him, except the democrat part, he definitely is one, and seems to be about as dumb... dumber, he couldn't win more than once.