Journal FortKnox's Journal: FotoKon 3: Last Guesses 112
OK, as per request, lets get all your guesses in now and I'll post the answers tomorrow night or wednesday morning...
So, post your guesses including the 'gimmies.' People can drop hints as AC to help them out.
And if you can't figure out who I am you are bad on two levels:
1.) Because my face has been posted many-a-times.
2.) Because of another reason I'll tell on Wednesday.
So, post your guesses including the 'gimmies.' People can drop hints as AC to help them out.
And if you can't figure out who I am you are bad on two levels:
1.) Because my face has been posted many-a-times.
2.) Because of another reason I'll tell on Wednesday.
because you're not (Score:2)
Re:because you're not (Score:1)
That's it, I'm going to have to foe you know.
Oh crap, I shoulda posted this AC.
Re:because you're not (Score:2)
The file with my answers is at home (Score:2)
So.... (Score:1)
Okay, sure.
(No, I'm not bitter that I can't guess anyone.)
Re: (Score:2)
Ok, here goes... (Score:1)
#1 - Some Woman
#18 - bltzu2
#19 - johndiii
#20 - jawtheshark
#23 - enforcer999
#26 - gmhowell
#27 - ethelredunraed
#30 - red5
#33 - Oculus Habelent
#35 - dead sun
#36 - tet
#40 - Lpetrazickis
#41 - ellem
#42 - sam_handelman
#44 - samthebutcher
#46 - tuxette
#48 - tsunayoshi
#50 - bethanie
#51 - technolust
#52 - arb
#53 - andr0meda
#54 - CyranoVR
#56 - zaranne(bhakiti)
#71 - saige
#72 - insanecarbonebasedlifeform
#75 - FK
#76 - blinder
#79 - b
Re:Ok, here goes... (Score:2)
I think you have the most complete and correct list.
Re:Ok, here goes... (Score:1)
So, next time you want to be insulting, please get an education first.
The ones I'm sure about (Score:1)
19: I still think that's grub
26: gmhowell
27: Ethel Mermaid
41: ellem
46: tuxette
50: Bethanie
51: TechnoLust
54: CyranoVR
71: saige
75: FortKnox
76: blinder
84: SolemnDragon
96: rdewald
I could probably fill in a dozen more, but I'd just be repeating other peoples' guesses and assumptions.
Here's my guesses.... (Score:1)
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:1)
Oh, and I think that you are off by one on both 17 and 18. Look at the photos one more time.
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:1)
Did you know that "Nee" in dutch means "No". So, your nick always reads to me as "No No 3"... Kind of like "A big no-no".
Thanks for pointing out the screwup. Indeed... Correction to my list:
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:1)
I didn't realize that "nee" in Dutch meant "no." Nee is actually the last part of my name - Renee. So, some of my friends jokingly call me "neenee."
I should have waited to friend you until after the contest, that way I could have remained anonymous for a few more days. :-)
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:1)
Well, thank you... I just keep *blushing* and I cite SmilingGirl when I told her about #4: "Nah, nah, nah... He's mine, he's mine... you can't have him..." Or something along these lines....
I added the "No no" thing just because it was apropos.
last part of my name - Renee
Ooooh... Renee Zellweger is on slashdot! Whoohoo ;-))
I should have waited to friend you until aft
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:2)
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:1)
I also never stored the pics of previous photocontests for easy comparision. Dumb, and every year I tell to myself that I'll do it... but I never do. This doubled with lack of time for research (as I had in the last two contests) doesn't help much with my guessing. My best guess is #9... but really...
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:1)
Oh, dear God no... ;-)
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:1)
Who authorized you to call me by my real name? ;-)
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:2)
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:1)
Hint: for some reason I always look angry in photos (don't know why), especially when taken at work at 8 am.
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:2)
In the same vein:
* My favourite colour is grey
* "Beer" is close to me, too
* I have two choices of hairstyle: bald or "too lazy to shave my head recently so I have a little fuzz". I currently opted for #2.
* My girlfriend hides behind me in pictures.
* I don't have kids, but I am waiting in line to play a kid's game at my compny picnic while wearing
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:1)
I went and found the rest of the clues for fun (kinda like a "Where's Waldo" game).
Hope you had fun. I'm going to try to find out who you are :-) I don't know "Where's Waldo"... A huge gap in my education it se
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:2)
However, I didn't quite understand your clue at first, and I was thinking 32 doesn't fit your clues at all... I had autoconverted back to decimal.
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:1)
Your reaction (of converting to 32) just means you didn't use a hex editor as I did back in my youthful years of hacking. :-)
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:2)
No one has recognized me yet. My stealth kung-fu is the best!
I would be a quote, in hex.
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:1)
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:2)
Ahh, but in my Microsoft Ascii Table for Excel (use the help in the VBA editor) it does exist
And yes, that's the symbol it gives me. (the Euro)
I don't know "Where's Waldo"... A huge gap in my education it seems.
It's a series of children's books from the early 90's where a ma
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:1)
I don't have a PC handy. I'm on my iBook. The real ASCII table doesn't have an euro sign, whatever Microsoft may say. I'm sorry, but they are *wrong*.
Thanks on the "Where is Waldo" explanation.
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:2)
The IBM Model M rules!
Sadly most don't understand why you want to use the 'loud' 'non-ergonomic' keyboard.
Give me real mechanical keyswitches any day over sucky membrane keyboards.
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:2)
Where are the USB Model M's?
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:1)
Keyboards these days suck. You get flimsy plastic a ton of keys that nobody uses, the stupid Fx key that disables the real function keys. They are toys.
My personal opinion is that I should be able to kill someone by hitting my keyboard on his head. With modern keyboards you just can't do that.
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:2)
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:1)
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:2)
My model M's all have the metal baseplate.
At least someone cares enough to still make buckling spring keyboards.
Not that it is hard to find the real thing. IBM made millions of Model M keyboards and many pre-1999 Dell keyboards are Model M's with a Dell logo.
There are also some other mechanical keyswitch keyboards out there. While Alps or Cherry keyswitches aren't quite as nice as the buckling spring they are much better than any of the membrane crap out there. (though f
Re:Here's my guesses.... (Score:2)
Apparently there are a number of Mac users who like to use Model M keyboards instead of Apple or whatever.
I give up... (Score:2)
Some I know for sure, others are very wild guesses...
1. Some_Woman
3. the_mad_poster
4. NeeNee3
14. (H)elix1
16. Mantorp
18. btlzu2
19. johndiii
20. jawtheshark
24. Ashtead
26. gmhowell
27. that wimp who chickend out in going to Oslo
36 Tet
40. leons the great
41. ellem
44. Sam the Butcher
48. tsunayoshi
50. bethanie
54 CyranoVR
51. TechnoLust
71. Saige
75. FK
76. blinder
84. SolemnDragon
86. October_30th
96. rdewald
102. iamthefallen
Re:I give up... (Score:2)
Oh, I am wounded! You do not know who I am despite conversations of food and far off places?
Re:I give up... (Score:2)
having a hard time now ;-)
The ones I'm pretty confident about (Score:1)
#16 Mantorp
#20 Jawtheshark
#40 Lpetrazickis
#46 Tuxette
#51 TechnoLust
A few guesses here... (Score:1)
16 Mantorp
46 Tuxette (The soap bottle gave it away!)
57 ellem
84 Solemndragon
59 Either blinder or btzlu2
I feel I ougtha be able to identify gmhowell and Ethelred Unraed, and #19 might just be the_mad_poster...
Re:A few guesses here... (Score:2)
Good tries though!
This took me like 45 minutes (Score:2)
Here are my absolutely pathetic guesses. Let me explain:
Re:This took me like 45 minutes (Score:1)
#44 - Have you forgotten the icy cold eyes of the butcher?
And dude, I have no Idea. I looked for Arizona in pictures, didn't see it and gave up. I could just guess at random, but where's the fun in that?
Clues (Score:2)
Well, my two pictures were taken on vacation that I mentioned in a fairly recent JE. Also, there is the matter of my glass eye... :-)
Re:Clues (Score:1)
ph3^r my rec0gn1ti0n sk1llz.
Oh, ok (Score:2)
You had me worried there.
Slow Down Cowboy!
Slashdot only wants retards that can't successfully create a thought it under two minutes. Please allow the retards a chance to catch up to you.
Re:Clues (Score:2)
Oh BETH-a-neeeeee...
Cheers,
Ethelred
You r teh suxx0rs (Score:2)
You can think whatever you want. :-P
Re:You r teh suxx0rs (Score:1)
And anyway I've posted pics before of me in the same room, almost in the same pose, with the same hat, etc.
Cheers,
Ethelred
Ha (Score:2)
That's awesome. You seriously can't pick me out in any of those pictures?
Re:Ha (Score:1)
BTW, does #50 remind you of someone, or am I having a bad day?
Re:Ha (Score:2)
It's weird you mention that because I thought she looked familiar but I can't place the face. Of course, bethanie will have a field day with that comment.
Re:This took me like 45 minutes (Score:2)
I am, however, sporting near that much stubble at the moment and have been known to attend LAN parties, so not bad.
Re:This took me like 45 minutes (Score:2)
Well, that guy's face is about as bright as the sun in that picture. Of course, you are a *dead* sun, so that was my mistake.
Re:This took me like 45 minutes (Score:1)
You have NO IDEA how bad. Though I am hamming it up in my photo too.
Re:This took me like 45 minutes (Score:2)
I'm #59.
And for the record, my gun is usually concealed. I live in a state where that's legal, after all. (Texas)
Re:This took me like 45 minutes (Score:2)
I usually skip people's music reviews. :-)
Re:This took me like 45 minutes (Score:1)
Re:This took me like 45 minutes (Score:2)
Re:This took me like 45 minutes (Score:2)
Heh, I like your movie reviews and parenting stories.
And I do read some of the "personal" JE's, I just don't usually commit the stuff to memory. I usually pay more attention to the politically charged debates.
Re:This took me like 45 minutes (Score:2)
Re:This took me like 45 minutes (Score:2)
I'm so sorry if you aren't around 40. I knew I'd say something stupid. I'm honestly terrible with guessing people's ages, so don't take offense. :-(
one other thing (Score:2)
I had a co-worker who looks a LOT like you. I figured he was in his late 20's, early 30's, and when he told me he was 45, it completely blew me away. That's probably why I was thinking around 40. I know this sounds completely lame, but still, it is true.
Bad timing, but here you go (Score:2)
I sent some updates for my page last week (Score:2)
Had they a problem?
My guesses (Score:2)
#6 -- safety cap (doesn't really look like him, but then neither do any of the others!)
#11 -- sielwolf
#14 -- subgeek
#16 -- mantorp (it was either that or October_30th, but I'm going with Mantorp)
#19 -- johndiii
#20 -- JtS
#21 -- bellus quies
#22 -- ryanr (famous enough to turn up on a google image search)
#26 -- gmhowell
#27 -- ethelred
#30 -- red 5 (educated guess from the goat in the background)
#34 -- ra5pu7in
#35 -- sloppy ("raaaaawk!"
#39 -- oculus habent (facially -- I'm not s
Re:My guesses (Score:1)
Nope, no ipod like device (or is that a treo like device? Don't have one of those either). Not that I wouldn't like one...do I win anything for successfully stumping the panel? :-)
Re:My guesses (Score:2)
There are actually a number of additional pictures, but they aren't matched with my name. I can be seen in the background of any number of pictures of Hacker Jeopardy at Defcon. However, the subject of the pictures is the strippers, so they're not labelled "Ryan Russell... oh yeah, and some boobies."
Re:My guesses (Score:2)
Well I started by trying to find a publisher's page for your book -- they quite often have an author bio and picture. But that proved fruitless, so I thought I'd just try a general google image search, and there you were...
Re:My guesses (Score:2)
Re:My guesses (Score:1)
Re:My guesses (Score:2)
Bah! OK, then. Remaining possiblities: 39, 45... or 95 :-)
Re:My guesses (Score:2)
My list (Score:1)
Some I know for sure, some are just somewhat informed guesses. I did not include guesses that had nothing to substantiate them. Could be wrong anyway. In the interest of saving space, I have omitted blank slots.
My final, official submission (Score:2)
Re:My final, official submission (Score:1)
I suck (Score:2)
36 - red5
50 - bethanie
51 - TechnoLust
65 - dexterpexter
75 - FortKnox
84 - SolemnDragon
That's all I've got.
There's a Photo Contest? (Score:2)
Re:There's a Photo Contest? (Score:1)
Re:There's a Photo Contest? (Score:2)
Re:There's a Photo Contest? (Score:1)
Here Goes, (Score:2)
19. johndiii.
20. jawtheshark.
21. bellus quies.
18. Btlzu2.
23. NeeNee3.
26. GMHowell.
30. mekkab.
32. Siewolf.
40. lpetrazickis.
45. Tet.
46. Tuxett.
50. Bethanie.
51. TL.
52. arb.
75. FortKnox. (wasn't FK a steelers fan? can't remember for sure.)
76. blinder
85. Sam the Butcher.
Re:Here Goes, (Score:1)
Re:Here Goes, (Score:2)
I believe the word 'rabid' comes to mind.
That being said, Keith Russell and Abm0raz are from the Pittsburgh area...
Combined lists (Score:2)
Here is my list (Score:2)
Oops! Here you go! ;-) (Score:2)
a hint (Score:2)
Please Wait! (Score:2)
Two guesses (Score:1)
Yeah, I recognize some others, but they're people that everyone else seems to have gotten, too. Where's the challenge in that?
Short list (Score:1)
17 - nizo [The photo hint and a post on the source of your nick tied it together. If I'm wrong, it's cause I'm a bad birder.]
27 - Ethelred Unraed [I figure this is what he thinks he looks like. If it's not him, it should be.]
I'm not counting Sol, 'cause I'd seen her pic before. Likewise, rdewald's extra pics were a dead giveaway, so I'm not going to claim him.
I'll be curious to see the results so I can as
Re:Short list (Score:1)
All I know about 17 is that the Beech Bonanza (or whatever it is) is recently registered out of Kansas.
What I have so far... (Score:2)
1 SomeWoman 2 Sulli/glh
3 the_mad_poster 4 NeeNee3
6 OverlordQ 7 spoonyfork
8 jeepliberty 9 bwjones
10 Daniil 11 sielwolf
13 (H)elix1 14 subgeek
16 Mantorp 18 btlzu2
19 johndiii 20 jawtheshark
21 bellus quies 22 ryanr
23 KoriaDesevis/enforcer9
Re:What I have so far... (Score:1)
Guesses (Score:2)
Anyway, there are a large number that I'm pretty confident about. There were actually alot of clues available and I think that, given a day or two to work on it (with nothing else to do), one could probably score about 95%. Anyway, here are my guesses
1: Some Woman -- 2: flamesplash -- 3: the_mad_poster -- 4: NeeNee3 -- 5: Scott Lockwood -- 6: Safety Cap -
Congrats. (Score:1)
*scrounges around for a suitable prize*
Well, how about a virtual pat on the back?
Re:Congrats. (Score:1)
Yours wasn't so hard with the clues you gave.
Re:Congrats. (Score:1)
Re:Guesses (Score:1)