Slashback: Armada, Coverage, Slap 68
It's not that we're abandoning Crusoe -- oh, no! Gorilla_Man writes: "ZDNet's e-week has posted "this story about Compaq denying recent reports that it ditched Transmeta's chips." In truth, the claims of the Compaq spokesbeings here still don't sound like an endorsement of Transmeta, more like a clarification of where in the process of designing the upcoming Armadas thoughts of Transmeta stopped manifesting themselves.
Perhaps the larger player can wake up Mr. Brayne? biggaloot writes: "Just heard from the attorney for Clue Computing that the U.S. District Court in Boston upheld the earlier Clue victory against toy giant Hasbro in the dispute over clue.com. A victory for the small domain name owner... if you can get to court with these cases and hang in there, I think your chances of success are much better than with the problematic Universal Dispute Resolution Policy."
See Clue Computing site's rundown of events to see court documents, including the latest swat from the appeals court. There may be some truly exploitive domain-name grabs in the world (and Yes, "I'll know it when I see it") but this case isn't one of them. Trying to claim proprietary rights to common words like "table," "childhood" or "clue" is too absurd to consider seriously -- thanks to their four years of bullying, I'm willing to concede that Hasbro may have some minor claim to "clueless.com," though. Just don't sue anyone over it.
Oh, and you can find Hasbro's toll-free consumer line number on that site as well; I just spoke (politely, I hope) to "Veronica," who'd never heard of this dispute, but promised to pass on my objections to the right Hasbroids.
You can roll at least part of your own. As the possibility for full-time satellite wireless coverage gets closer, the niggly details start to get more important. dBle writes in with word that the Starband-provided coverage under the joint RadioShack/MSN flag will not actually require purchasing a Compaq from RadioShack.
He writes: "Turns out that there is a external USB version. This will support Win98/98SE/2000/ME. Furthermore, users may use their own PC (not having to purchase the RatShack model). ... StarBand's site lists speeds as 500kb up and 150kb down, though they don't hesitate to point out their goal of providing service of 1500/50Kb during peak usage hours. Still, this continental US-wide service is an interesting possibility for those of us who would like more speed than 56k/ISDN can provide. Also, this could be a viable solution for rural businesses/schools."
If Starband wants to sell to the famous "early adopters," shouldn't they release enough specs at least to make this a kernel rev or two from Linux support?
Ah, that's better. Galvatron writes: "After writing to AOL's customer service complaining about the lack of a homepage feature in 6.0, as reported earlier. This is the letter I recieved from AOL in response, which calls the CNET article "an hoax" (sic). After downloading the new version, I confirmed that AOL 6.0 in fact does allow changing one's homepage. So was it misinformation, or deliberate slandering on CNET's part?"
Well, here is the heart of the email sent to him by an AOL customer representative, and it sounds like some misinterpretations were presented as fact:
The article on the C-net is only an hoax. Please be reminded that AOL Member Services is collecting the data about the service and I assure you the feelings and input of every member are being used to help AOL make the best possible online experience only.Don't believe that article it's just a matter of advertisement on their part to gather member for their service.
[This headline has been censored in the name of good taste.] schlach announces: "There is a group collecting our purchasing power to acquire WebPlayer units on the cheap from the boneyard. If anyone wishes they had gotten on the band wagon before the sweet deal expired, now's your chance."
For the hoped-for 50 or so dollars, this sounds like a fun toy, not to mention a weird momento. Perhaps eBay will see a flurry of suddenly-unsupported WebPlayers as well. Why would anyone send them back to Virgin?
After arduous Antarctic trials, back on feet. limbostar writes "Pokey The Penguin really is back. Personally I think the strip is pretty funny, I know a lot of other people agree with me." Evidently, slashdot readers can just barely get enough Pokey;)
StarBand's hardware (Score:4)
Re:First of all... (Score:1)
I don't think that's correct, then again... I might be "an giant".
Re:StarBollocks (Score:1)
Re:Moderators smoke $3 crack. (Score:1)
b) How would you know?
methinks the first is more scary, having known you <g>
--pssst you know who I am, timothy. Take a wild guess.
Who cares about Compaq: Call in the US Army! (Score:4)
Who needs Compaq anyway
Competition (Score:1)
DirectPC has slashed the price of their unlimited satellite access from $150.00 a month to $50.00. It's just $40.00 if you use your own ISP for the uplink. They also have a joint-marketing deal with AOL.
Check out both www.directpc.com as well as the similiar www.direcpc.com.
Re:the AOL bit... (Score:1)
If that is your rule... (Score:1)
have a day,
-l
Wake up and smell the M$ (Score:2)
Oh, please.
Anyone reading /. realizes that there is a viable *nix market out there. What timothy doesn't seem to want to admit is that said market is a tiny drop in the bucket when compared to all the M$ users out there.
Yes, *nix users are/can be technophiles, and thereby early adopters. Yes, early adopters are necessary to get new technology into the mainstream. But for crying out loud, Nameless Faceless Corp. Inc. isn't going to see that, they're going to see MICROSOFT = 90%++ MARKET SHARE and stop right there.
Yes, *nix support would be nice. But please be realistic. (Note to moderators: flamebait or reality check? Your call, I guess.)
"There's a party," she said,
"We'll sing and we'll dance,
It's come as you are."
Re:Good thing you don't work for Washington, DC (Score:1)
Does anyone have any handcuffs?
Re:First of all... (Score:1)
Re:/. prevention team. (Score:2)
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First of all... (Score:2)
Then, Pokey makes me forget everything I might be thinking. AN Hilarious episode of pokey the penguin...
Let's just hope pokey doesn't poke tux eye... you know, after he went away he might have joined the evil empire [microsoft.com]
Re:Pokey the Penguin (Score:1)
Of course, it's a matter of taste. Not everyone will like it. The less sober you are, the funnier it is though
AFAIK, there is no "story", but there are a few recurring themes...
POKEY HAS NOT BEEN GONE! (Score:2)
There has, however, been a major restructuring of the site, including moving archives and images to seperate servers under the .yellow5.com domain, and the addition of an ad banner, about which I'm ambivalent. While I think THE AUTHORS deserve to be rewarded for their hard work, it's annoying to have to look at animated banners, even on pages you support (so everyone buy shirts).
Also, several new Pokey-related projects are in the works:
New POKEY SHIRTS [fojar.com]! A POKEY COMPUTER GAME [fojar.com], called Mutton Kombat. Unfortunately, being developed only for Mac at the current time, but ports [fojar.com] are under discussion.
If you're up to it, check out some of my personal favorites:
THE ABANDONED CASTLE [yellow5.com]
POKEY AND THE MOON-CHEESE [yellow5.com]
WE ARE NOT LOST
POKEY HAS UNTERNET [yellow5.com]
POKEY IN MONOCHROME [yellow5.com]
THE DEVIL [yellow5.com]
NO ID MEANS NO WHISKEY [yellow5.com]
POOR SKEPTOPOTAMUS [yellow5.com]
PENNIES FROM HEAVEN [yellow5.com]
POKEY AND MEATSPACE [yellow5.com]
ADIEU, MR DEBUSSY! [yellow5.com]
YES!!!
Re:StarBand's hardware (Score:3)
Don't be worry, AOL are bad grammar. (Score:5)
Thank you for bearing with our in this trouble. AOL is still your best choose for wanting the best.
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Re:POKEY! (Score:2)
Friend Bear >>> Pokey.
http://www.friendbear.com [friendbear.com]
Re:the AOL bit... (Score:2)
Re:Pokey the Penguin (Score:1)
The artwork is visually stunning, as well. Drawing the the characters exactly the same each time must be the work of a genius
Re:/. prevention team. (Score:3)
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Good thing you don't work for Washington, DC (Score:1)
Rick
Somethingawful on the Crusoe chip (Score:3)
/. prevention team. (Score:2)
This is a quick info page to inform and register interested parties. The Co-Op exists to gather the collective purchasing power of
If you are interested in joining us, please send mail to Jake Schlachter, at schlach@hotmail.com, and subscribe to the listserv (instructions below). Include in email the maximum you'd be willing to spend on a Web Player, including shipping, and how many units you're looking at picking up. I think $50 US per is reasonable, but less than that may be possible.
News:
Post by schlach at 5:15 pm EST
We now have a listserv compliments of egroups.com [egroups.com]. To join, send email to
webplayer-coop-subscribe@egroups.com
The list info page is here [egroups.com], and it has a little bit more information on the list, as well as archives of old messages.
Post by schlach at 3:30 pm EST
Virgin wasn't kidding about the dead number. There are 11 people left at IAN, and none of them seem to be in the office at the moment. =) Poor Silicon Ally fscked company. I just wish we could do more for them... =)
Continuing to look for someone to talk to.
Post by schlach at 3:10 pm EST
Alright! Initial response has been good, but the more the better, so please spread the word. I'm going to see if
Virgin fronts the Web Player for Internet Appliance Network, IAN, which is who went belly-up. The network service was provided by Vertical One Corp. Virgin's number for IAN is already out-of-service, but they're checking for any other contact info.
Post by schlach at 11:00 am EST
This page created at 11 am EST. Initial contact with Virgin at 10:30 am EST. I'll post bulletins here as events warrant, including how many interested people there are in the Co-Op at a given time, what price the units should be, etc. Glad you guys are interested.
StarBollocks (Score:1)
I'm just getting used to the idea of having to pay $60/mo for IDSL (too far for ADSL) but, at least it's guaranteed 144K/144K with fast ping and no usage restrictions!
StarBollocks.
Not To Mention... (Score:2)
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Re:First of all... (Score:1)
*sigh*
Ethernet! (Score:2)
Why didn't they just do an ethernet version, thus making this completely OS independent, easier to use with older machines that might have ethernet but certainly not USB (and the same could be said aboud OS versions)..
Re:Grammar Nazi (Score:1)
That should be "too literal-minded."
It us understandable to be surly sometimes.
Check out MSN (Score:1)
AGREE! (Score:2)
Actually what would make more sense (from a consumer standpoint), is to simply have a seperate "directory", so that one would type "http://www.hasbro.com/monopoly" - in ads they would just need to give their web address of www.hasbro.com, and be done with it. If their site is properly organised (HAHA - right!!!), it shouldn't take more than one or two clicks to get to the product's "page".
Actually, now that I think about it, "http://www.hasbro.com/games/monopoly" would be best, since Hasbro makes/distributes other things as well (software, dolls, etc). Still, should be only one click from the main page, or two (one click to the games page, a second to the Monopoly page).
Of course, one could say fsck the whole thing and just go here [antimonopoly.com].
I support the EFF [eff.org] - do you?
Regarding the Crusoe (Score:4)
Bad Links.... (Score:1)
Re:/. prevention team. (Score:1)
I was thinking it could have been:
"Buy a Virgin for $50"
the AOL bit... (Score:4)
no drivers cause its MSN (Score:1)
Re:POKEY! (Score:1)
Pokey hovers between 'insane' and 'surreal'. It's strangely hypnotic.
FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND (Score:2)
hooray for pokey the penguin!!! (Score:1)
Did you know: Slashdot's lameness filter
Re:Bad Links.... (Score:1)
Oh well, They say if you have to explain it, it wasn't a good joke.
Re:Moderators smoke $3 crack. (Score:1)
b) niggly means picayune or persnickety.
timothy
Re:First of all... (Score:2)
I believe you say.. "A hoax" not "AN hoax".. correct me if I'm wrong.
Depends on 'ow ye 'eve learned to say 'H', innit?
Seriously, the a/an flip is purely vocal: if it SOUNDS like a vowel, it needs 'an' to separate the words. A holy shrine. An original thought. An MRI scan [sounds like em ar ai]. A user [sounds like yooser].
Re:the AOL bit... (Score:1)
Re:Moderators smoke $3 crack. (Score:2)
The same thing as "nitty gritty", or several other variations on the phrase from the American South. The most official way I've heard it said is "niggling details". It means the real details involved. You can plan the overview, but you eventually have to get down to the niggly by coding the project.
In my experience, it's had less of a negative connotation, but Mirriam-Webster defines it as:
Main Entry: nig%3.gle /-g(&-)l&r/ noun
Pronunciation: 'ni-g&l
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): nig%3.gled; nig%3.gling
/-g(&-)li[ng]/
Etymology: origin unknown
Date: circa 1616
intransitive senses
1 a: TRIFLE b: to spend too much effort on minor details
2: to find fault constantly in a petty way : CARP (she haggles, she niggles, she wears out our patience -- Virginia Woolf)
3: GNAW
transitive senses: to give stingily or in tiny portions
- nig%3.gler
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Evan
Re:the AOL bit... (Score:1)
Re:Thank heavens (Score:1)
On AOL... (Score:2)
Regardless of whether this was a hoax or misinformation, the disturbing fact remains that nobody was surprised to hear that AOL was assuming control of yet another aspect of users' machines.
Re:Thank heavens (Score:1)
The Pokey Gene... (Score:1)
I figure the oft-mentioned "Pokey Gene" is in fact the gene that allows one to enjoy outsider art. The ability to appreciate the music of Wesley Willis [wesleywillis.com] or Jandek as art rather a freakshow, for example. Pokeyphiles who are also music lovers might want to check out Songs in the Key of Z [keyofz.com] by Irwin Chusid.
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Zardoz has spoken!
Re:Pokey the Penguin (Score:1)
Its like Fred Basset then eh?
I've never gotten it, I don't get it and I never will, but given the shear number of publications the strip appears in, obviously a lot of others DO get it.
Re:Democrats sure know how to bring out the vote! (Score:1)
Pokey the Penguin (Score:1)
what's the joke? is there a story behind it?
Re:First of all... (Score:2)
HOwever... in my part of the world 'hotel' and 'home' are phonetically similar, both start off the same way. Same with historical. I always thought 'an historical' to be strange...
Re:Guess what? (Score:2)
But we still buy cool stuff... (Score:2)
I suspect the number of Windows users who go to their local *nix geek (who may be their company's sysadmin, the alpha geek at the local college of computer science, whatever) for advice is not a tiny market. I get enough of them myself, at least.
Anyhow, how much does it cost to release a fscking spec sheet? Let's say you pay a tech writer a day's wages to clean it up for release... $160 or so... as long as you do the whole "WE DON'T SUPPORT THIS THING WHATSOEVER ON ANY OS BUT WINDOWS" thing, your costs are minimal and thus the market is more than large enough to make up for it.
Moderators smoke $3 crack. (Score:1)
I think Timmy's been "rollin his own" if you get my drift.
And what the hell does "niggly" mean?
Re:Bad Links.... (Score:2)
Re:Pokey the Penguin (Score:1)
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Yeah but.... (Score:1)
Personally, I expect Microsoft to try to put forward some claim for that one in the near future...
Thank heavens (Score:2)
Re:First of all... (Score:1)
Re:Also from Hasbro (Score:1)
Surfing", or something equally net-oriented.
FatPhil
Re:the AOL bit... (Score:1)
Re:First of all... (Score:1)
Please post a reference from the normative grammer of the English language to back up your claim.
I can wait...
FatPhil
Re:StarBand's hardware (Score:2)
Re:Competition (Score:2)
www.europeonline.com
100euro/year - 256kbps d/l, linux suport.
Sorry, but no U.S. coverage
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No USB modem from Radio shack (Score:2)
Also from Hasbro (Score:2)