2022: "AGI in 2 years"
2024: "AGI in 2 years"
2026: "AGI in 2 years"
Answer is pretty clear.

The government has plans for this. But this is only available for you if you own more than a $1B.

10 PB is 10,000,000,000 MB, at, say, 1 MB per second on average, that would make a 31 years hacking operation.
Rather unbelievable...
It's more likely to be an internal operation.

You probably don't know but there is another kind of phones, "Android" iirc.

https://openwrt.org/docs/guide...

OpenWRT addresses directly the chip and, yes, it may lag behind for some recent chips, but usually they catch up over time.
Moreover, I trust more the OpenWRT team when it comes to writing code. Router companies may advertise x or y, but the reality is often different.
In addition to that, OpenWRT allows you to bypass the limits set by the manufacturer (e.g. actual power of the chip in dB / W, security options, ...).
And, maybe not all but some routers have some "convenient" features that share some of your bandwidth with "special" functions that usually you don't care about.
Then, sure it's not pure speed but the fact that you can ssh the router and install tons of modules is so convenient...

Well, at least the Slashdot readers might find this helpful.

You are very optimistic regarding his or the government life expectancy, whichever comes first.

The OpenWRT folks improved a lot their web interface and how to find the right - easy to install - router.
You can also choose a GL.iNET router which runs OpenWRT natively, it's a proprietary distrib, but you can easily flash a full OpenWRT version thanks to the interface.

Update your systems as often as possible.

1. Choose a router that supports OpenWRT
2. Install OpenWRT on it
Safer, faster and more customizable than the factory install.

Artemis III (the next one) does not plan to land on the moon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Edit your post and fix the "no".

No, because a new install needs all the updates... (disclaimer: I'm also a very infrequent Windows user)