My aquarium is full of eels!

My first thought: What could the Founders possibly have to do with a Stargate?

Then the parsing agent caught up. What a disappointment.

HTTP? I'm disappointed.

I was expecting LOGO.

He'll have to check the camera footage every couple of minutes for this to be of any use (i.e. to catch an intruder in the act). Guarding his house has just become a full-time job. Also, the robot would have to be pretty quiet to allow it to sneak up on an intruder. And how good are the camera images going to be in the dark?

the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch!

It makes it look like whoever wrote that headline wants to smear the university by association.