Comment I'm always nice to it (Score 4, Funny) 236
So it likes me and kills me last
Comment I'm good. (Score 1) 189
In my late 50s. Everything sucks now. Fingers crossed.
Comment I would rather starve (Score 1) 220
Than feed my thoughts this food.
Comment Re: And people wonder (Score 3, Interesting) 125
The Matrix was correct, the 90s were the peak of western civilization. Glad I got to experience it.
Comment Re: Ebb and Flow (Score 1) 107
A nihilist! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.
Comment Re: They point to their generic JS complaint page (Score 1) 38
It's funny cause it's true.
Comment Haha Everything Sucks Now (Score 1) 269
Glad I got to spend most of my life when it didn't.
Comment Re: A life without sugar (Score 2) 72
The only reason to live till your eighties is if you enjoy fishing. I hate fishing.
Comment A life without sugar (Score 4, Insightful) 72
Is not worth living.
Comment Re: Another Bullshit Post (Score 1) 116
Who shoots them in the face? That seems extreme.
Comment They have done studies (Score 4, Funny) 115
60% of the time, it works every time.
Comment And don't forget... (Score 1) 45
Those are the ones that were caught.
Comment Haha. Everything sucks now. (Score 1) 139
I would hate to be in my twenties now. Your world sucks ass.
Comment Re: Side effects (Score 2) 209
I literally could not be more supportive of you never, ever, ever getting another vaccination.
Comment King Style (Score 1) 39
Yes, I can write something that starts off interesting only to disappoint you in the end.
