I up it to saving 95% of deaths and 99.9% in health care costs.

We all get a bill. Noice.

How much are you willing to pay for your AI girlfriend?

It's a cookbook!

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

She was third hand used when he got her. Participation trophy wife at best.

.. so far.

Math is hard. Let's go shopping!

Well if they gave you a certificate, it must be true!

For a certain plumber.

For a film nobody would otherwise give a shit about.

Teachers unions exist to ensure the shittiest teachers get paid the same as the ones who work their asses off.

Free Luigi. He has much work to do.

Denied!

The movie should have ended with the aliens conquering earth, enslaving the human race and making them wish they would have just let the sun go out.