Comment Re: And people wonder (Score 3, Interesting) 125

by zawarski on Friday October 02, 2026 @07:32AM (#66359434) Attached to: 20% of Swiss Glaciers Lost In Five Years

The Matrix was correct, the 90s were the peak of western civilization. Glad I got to experience it.

Comment Re: Ebb and Flow (Score 1) 107

by zawarski on Sunday September 06, 2026 @02:12PM (#66326024) Attached to: Flock Offered Webinar Teaching Cops How to Surveil 'No Kings' Protesters

A nihilist! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.

Comment Re: They point to their generic JS complaint page (Score 1) 38

by zawarski on Saturday September 05, 2026 @08:34PM (#66325244) Attached to: FSF is Now on Bluesky - But Won't Advocate Signing Up Due to Nonfree JavaScript

It's funny cause it's true.

Comment Haha Everything Sucks Now (Score 1) 269

by zawarski on Sunday August 30, 2026 @05:44PM (#66314738) Attached to: Google Maps Renamed Lake Ontario to 'Lake America' - But Only for U.S. Users

Glad I got to spend most of my life when it didn't.

Comment Re: A life without sugar (Score 2) 72

by zawarski on Wednesday August 19, 2026 @11:06AM (#66296582) Attached to: Babies Born Under Sugar Rationing Grew Into Adults With Lower Cancer Risk

The only reason to live till your eighties is if you enjoy fishing. I hate fishing.

Comment A life without sugar (Score 4, Insightful) 72

by zawarski on Wednesday August 19, 2026 @08:51AM (#66296376) Attached to: Babies Born Under Sugar Rationing Grew Into Adults With Lower Cancer Risk

Is not worth living.

Comment Re: Another Bullshit Post (Score 1) 116

by zawarski on Monday August 10, 2026 @01:05PM (#66282220) Attached to: AI Assistant Hacks Gym Website In First Known Australian Autonomous Cyber Attack

Who shoots them in the face? That seems extreme.

Comment They have done studies (Score 4, Funny) 115

by zawarski on Monday August 10, 2026 @06:52AM (#66281556) Attached to: How Accurate Are Flock's AI-Powered License-Reading Cameras?

60% of the time, it works every time.

Comment And don't forget... (Score 1) 45

by zawarski on Sunday August 09, 2026 @08:07AM (#66280146) Attached to: More Police Officers Fired, Investigated, or Arrested for Misusing Flock Camera Systems

Those are the ones that were caught.

Comment Haha. Everything sucks now. (Score 1) 139

by zawarski on Friday August 07, 2026 @03:10PM (#66277928) Attached to: Trump Orders New 15% Tariff On Key Material For Solar Panels, Microchips

I would hate to be in my twenties now. Your world sucks ass.

Comment Re: Side effects (Score 2) 209

by zawarski on Thursday August 06, 2026 @12:05PM (#66275658) Attached to: FDA Approves First mRNA Flu Shot

I literally could not be more supportive of you never, ever, ever getting another vaccination.

Comment King Style (Score 1) 39

by zawarski on Monday July 27, 2026 @04:15PM (#66259536) Attached to: ChatGPT Starts Blocking Direct Requests To Copy an Author's Style

Yes, I can write something that starts off interesting only to disappoint you in the end.

Comment I, for one (Score 1) 31

by zawarski on Sunday July 26, 2026 @11:01AM (#66257558) Attached to: China is Creating a Herd of 100 Elite Yak Clones

Welcome our elite yak clone overlords.

Comment Re: More clarity on Fermis Paradox. (Score 1) 31

by zawarski on Thursday June 25, 2026 @08:27AM (#66209644) Attached to: NASA Rover Detects Potential Signatures of Ancient Microbial Life On Mars

Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man who even now fight to survive, somewhere beyond the heavens.

Comment Re: Python ? (Score 2) 75

by zawarski on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @02:13PM (#66208200) Attached to: Boffin Claims Microsoft's 'Quantum Leap' Is Invalid Due To 'Basic Python Errors'

Fucking python people love fucking python.