Comment King Style (Score 1) 39

by zawarski on Monday July 27, 2026 @04:15PM (#66259536) Attached to: ChatGPT Starts Blocking Direct Requests To Copy an Author's Style

Yes, I can write something that starts off interesting only to disappoint you in the end.

Comment I, for one (Score 1) 30

by zawarski on Sunday July 26, 2026 @11:01AM (#66257558) Attached to: China is Creating a Herd of 100 Elite Yak Clones

Welcome our elite yak clone overlords.

Comment Re: More clarity on Fermis Paradox. (Score 1) 31

by zawarski on Thursday June 25, 2026 @08:27AM (#66209644) Attached to: NASA Rover Detects Potential Signatures of Ancient Microbial Life On Mars

Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man who even now fight to survive, somewhere beyond the heavens.

Comment Re: Python ? (Score 2) 75

by zawarski on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @02:13PM (#66208200) Attached to: Boffin Claims Microsoft's 'Quantum Leap' Is Invalid Due To 'Basic Python Errors'

Fucking python people love fucking python.

Comment If you are just going to make up numbers (Score 1) 25

by zawarski on Thursday June 18, 2026 @05:10PM (#66199184) Attached to: Midjourney Pivots From AI Image Generation To Body Scanning Medical Spa

I up it to saving 95% of deaths and 99.9% in health care costs.

Comment Then when it crashes (Score 1) 195

by zawarski on Thursday June 18, 2026 @04:26PM (#66199100) Attached to: Bernie Sanders Unveils $7 Trillion Plan To Give Americans Control of AI Industry

We all get a bill. Noice.

Comment Re: The cost of force (Score 1) 92

by zawarski on Wednesday June 17, 2026 @02:35PM (#66197322) Attached to: OpenAI Losses Increased Nearly 8X In 2025, With Spending Hitting $34 Billion

How much are you willing to pay for your AI girlfriend?

Comment To Serve Epstein (Score 1) 69

by zawarski on Saturday June 13, 2026 @06:16PM (#66190818) Attached to: Mystery Orb Videos, Other UFO Records Released By White House

It's a cookbook!

Comment What I would do if I had a trillion dollars (Score 3, Funny) 315

by zawarski on Friday June 12, 2026 @01:20PM (#66188682) Attached to: SpaceX IPO Makes Elon Musk World's First Trillionaire

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

Comment Re: Stargate SB-BF1 (Score 1, Offtopic) 96

by zawarski on Thursday June 04, 2026 @07:52AM (#66174830) Attached to: Amazon's New Stargate Series Is Officially Dead

She was third hand used when he got her. Participation trophy wife at best.

Comment 29 Billion on Iran (Score 5, Informative) 180

by zawarski on Wednesday June 03, 2026 @06:02AM (#66172708) Attached to: Trump Administration to Dismantle Ocean Monitoring System

.. so far.

Comment Re: that is a lot of land if my calcs are correct (Score 1) 103

by zawarski on Tuesday June 02, 2026 @06:36AM (#66170664) Attached to: Texas Adds Another Huge Solar Farm As ERCOT Grid Demand Soars

Math is hard. Let's go shopping!

Comment Certified? (Score 1) 140

by zawarski on Thursday May 28, 2026 @12:43PM (#66164420) Attached to: Perfect Randomness Realized For the First Time

Well if they gave you a certificate, it must be true!

Comment Sounds like a job (Score 1) 57

by zawarski on Wednesday May 20, 2026 @10:06AM (#66152547) Attached to: StanChart To Cut Over 7,000 Jobs, Boost AI To Replace 'Lower-Value Human Capital'

For a certain plumber.

Comment Free advertising (Score 1) 49

by zawarski on Monday May 18, 2026 @10:33AM (#66149089) Attached to: Steven Soderbergh Defends AI Use in His New Documentary about John Lennon

For a film nobody would otherwise give a shit about.