Today I tried to submit my first slashdot story. I designed a paper model of Tux the Linux Penguin. I crave attention, so I thought Slashdot was the perfect place to get some notice.

But it was not meant to be... My little birdy was soundly rejected by the gods of moderation. Now I'm left twiddling my flippers hoping someone will notice it.

http://www.premiumink.com/penguin/