Re:One word: Kinko's (Score 1)

Speaking as a Kinkoid myself, we'd probably try to distill it into a PDF first. (The days of folks sending us raw PostScript files are pretty much past, though I see EPS fairly often.) Judging by the behavior of ps2pdf here, Distiller would take rather a long time, maybe pop out an error. I might try sending it to a RIP server that allows previews before producing actual paper. At that point I'd try to call the client, discover the faked info, and trash the file.

Now you've got me curious, though; I'm going to take the file to work tomorrow and see what Distiller makes of it. :)