Comment This one's easy... (Score 2) 57
The solution?
YANG GANG!!!
Forgot to add to the last sentence:
'...to deter my little darlings from acting naughty while not really throttling anyone.
... I wonder, if a robot program like this were let loose on the internet, and was capable of learning... what would it learn?
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"Look! There! Evil!.. pure and simple, total evil from the Eighth Dimension!" -- Buckaroo Banzai