It's been a good, long and history making run, but it's time for you to fade away now.

Tell that to all the people suffering from Parkinson's due to being exposed to Agent Orange 60 years prior.

Shit comments like this one get voted +5 Insightful?
I want the old /. back.

Put them out of business completely.
Require routine drug testing on all their drivers.

Participation trophies, and education that stops at the lowest common denominator so that all can progress to the next grade level is how.

Just because milk is curdled, doesn't mean it's not fresh
Milk a cow, add lemon juice to it, and it will curdle immediately.

Is a collage degree what you get when graduating from art school?

Car insurance can be tied to what you do for a living. Go tell your insurance company you are really using your car to Uber/Lyft/Postmates/Doordash/etc, honestly quote your mileage, and watch your rates go up dramatically..

China is in 2 wars currently.

If the employee doesn't tell them, then they shouldn't know. Hooray medical privacy laws!

The OP submitted the link, he 'outed' himself. It's not Slashdot's job to babysit.

Sorry to break it to you, but the USA is not the entire world.

More likely it rhymes with lifespan, quran or turbofan.
Take your pick.

You've managed to pull your FICO 10 score which doesn't yet exist? Impressive.

It could raise it too.