seriously, the answers to this question are as facile as a 1st semester comp-sci major espousing the benefits of LISP as it pertains to programming thats functional.
its too bad there isnt a Slashdot for the cultural elite. because, unless you have an MFA you have no "business" even attempting to answer this question.
i wish i could go point for point, and eviscerate the logic of every single one of your arguments, but im too busy Creating Work to care.
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