Comment Laser Jets? Pfffffft..! (Score 5, Funny) 302
Hewlett-Packard has been building LaserJets since the 1980s...
Comment Re:Speaking of Prohibition (Score 1) 243
Yes, finally, Let There Be More Light shed into the shady practices of the RIAA, etc. We should uncover their Saucerful of Secrets. They can no longer act as a Scarecrow against filesharing. We must be Fearless and not let our vision of the future be Obscured By Clouds.
Also, Brain Damage Dogs Summer '68 !!11
Comment Protect its characters and trademarks (Score 2, Funny) 222
Whereas Nintendo was protecting their franchise with the release of the CD-i rapes of Zelda. I'm sure whatever the amateur fans made couldn't have been as bad.
Copyright Industries Oppose Treaty For the Blind 135
Comment Re:DO I GET MODDED DOWN NOW? (Score 1) 364
Or k.d. lang
Microsoft Releases Linux Device Drivers As GPL 362
Comment Re:Let's see how long he can keep it. (Score 2, Funny) 212
a one-legged chinese hooker.
... named Irene?
No... named Eileen!
Comment Re:FAO Editors (Score 1) 341
These are rather doobieous claims you're making...
Comment Re:What is everyone drinking? (Score 2, Funny) 187
Wasn't it actually more of a countup?
Comment Re:I may have herpes but at least I don't have her (Score 1) 285
Here's a better one:
What's the good thing about Alzheimer's?
You keep making new friends!