Greedo pulled the trigger first, but his blaster malfunctioned due to poorly timed software update in progress. Han was the only one who actually produced a blast.

s/four/five/g

Perhaps he/she had a desktop, not a laptop.

Windows 3.1 was not an OS. It couldn't even open files without external help.

I'm sure I've read something very similar in a sci-fi novel before... The future arrived at last.

Surely, Slashdot is allowed to take spell checkers?

It is said that Meta did a full backup of the Anna's Archive stuff, so we're safe. Need something? Ask the llama.

I'm still angry that the most secure browser ever, MS IE 5.5, in its infinite wisdom, decided to drop Gopher support.

The true fun hasn't even started yet. Just wait a couple of years until the AI bubble finally pops... destroying the whole world economy in the process. Banks with people's life savings, pension funds, national economies... nothing will be spared.

Your boss doesn't need to employ you that bad, either.

Windows 98 SE could format and use 64GB FAT32 volumes out of the box and even larger after patching, so kudos to MS for finally making Windows NT series exceed the capabilities of mighty Windows 98.

Nah, the future of privacy is in portable EMP generators. Nothing else will help.

Communism doesn't do team building this way.

Because their trauma finally wore off.

Don't call nature "hellish nightmare".