The US has allied countries?

I have Google Services, but RCS is not available in my country. Should I consider myself lucky?

This is not exactly "32-bit support". It's a bit of a Frankenstein monster - a supposedly 32-bit ABI that supports neither the compatibility form of long mode, nor the legacy mode, nor the original 32-bit CPUs. As far as I'm concerned, kill it with fire.

Hey, don't you dare disrespecting my IBM PS/2 model 90 XP and cutting the support for it!

Could you elaborate what is "x64" and how does it differ from "x86-64"?

I hope you don't confuse the AMD64 architecture with IA64.

Greedo pulled the trigger first, but his blaster malfunctioned due to poorly timed software update in progress. Han was the only one who actually produced a blast.

s/four/five/g

Perhaps he/she had a desktop, not a laptop.

Windows 3.1 was not an OS. It couldn't even open files without external help.

I'm sure I've read something very similar in a sci-fi novel before... The future arrived at last.

Surely, Slashdot is allowed to take spell checkers?

It is said that Meta did a full backup of the Anna's Archive stuff, so we're safe. Need something? Ask the llama.

I'm still angry that the most secure browser ever, MS IE 5.5, in its infinite wisdom, decided to drop Gopher support.

The true fun hasn't even started yet. Just wait a couple of years until the AI bubble finally pops... destroying the whole world economy in the process. Banks with people's life savings, pension funds, national economies... nothing will be spared.

Your boss doesn't need to employ you that bad, either.