Somebody should protect her from grammar Nazis.

My wife is good, thank you. Yet I valiantly protect her from cockroaches and stray dogs. She usually hides behind my back from either.

This organism is probably an Archaean, which means that it's not a Bacterium.

Or it's an alien, probably left on Earth after some alien starship visited us in the past. Anyway, I should dig out and reread my old Sci-fi books about silicium-based (instead of carbon) or fluorine-based (instead of oxygen) alien biologies. BRB.

Only because Satan isn't actually an evil dude, as Abrahamic cults would tell you.

Lucifer, you're getting too uppity for your own good. Bow down to Me, as every good angel should, or be cast down to Hell for all eternity!

This is not what Judaism says, or what it had always said over the last 2000 years, at least.

Dudes kicked out? Hell, whole wars were waged over that.

Ummm... they don't? A serious question.

Necronomicon summons Cthulhu, Dagon, shoggoths and the Great Old Ones, not Beelzebub.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

You try that first. You may tell us your experiences later, if you survive.

A browser nanny is no better than a webserver nanny. Not at all.

Who elected the fascists?

I won't comment on the financial part of this, but about the law, IMHO the most free country in the world has a similar law, and has used it, more than once.

The Eastern Orthodox are rather benign, though. They're nowhere on the level of the Evangelist Christian fundies. I'm not biased. I'm an atheist.

The Treo series of smartphones had touch screen, excellent on-screen keyboard and a bunch of useful apps years before the iPhone came. But it couldn't outcompete Nokia.

Still, they were great phones. I retired my Treo 650 only because it couldn't handle GSM 3G.