Quiet as Possible: I have one freelance client (ahem Ryan!) who has really loud mechanical key switches. Every time we hop on a screen sharing session that involves typing I can't tell if he's lighting off fireworks in his office or writing code. [...] I tried a bunch of keyboards and [the Amazon Basics keyboard] is really very quiet while having tactile feeling keys. (You can listen to this YouTube video to hear what the keyboard sounds like.)
So what the author is saying is that I need one of those loud mechanical keyboards in order to discourage useless people from requiring me to attend useless screen sharing meetings that would be better served with a thoughtful email or two?
Quark! Quark! Beware the quantum duck!