Please shut up you fucktard.

Shut up you fucking moron.

Shut up you ignorant fuckwad.

You're referring to your menstrual cycle.

You're a fucking weirdo.

Shut up you retarded boner-nose.

If this is what they put so much energy into - internal presentations! - then the company must have a pretty poor culture. The companies who will beat Uber put their effort into engineering, with CEOs smart enough to know who's actually doing the good work by talking to employees in unstructured settings, not sitting through presentations. The whole thing has the whiff of "at Uber we work really hard at convincing our bosses that we're being productive."

"Islamophobe" isn't a thing you dumb fuckstick.

Shut the fuck up you ignorant fuckwad.

yeah, drinkypoo does the karma whoring around here.

Arch, you moronic crack sniffer.

Oh shut the fuck up you neckbearded butt humper.

What explains fuckturds like yourself?

At least I'm not a neck-bearded karma whole like yourself.

Shut the fuck up you moron.