tuxette's Journal: evil laundry

It never seems to end... The hamper only seems to get fuller and fuller... Where does it all come from?

Interdimensional portals

[October_30th]

Everybody knows that washing machines are portals between alternate realities living and partially overlapping each other in the 11 dimensional multiverse.

That's why you can put in a pair of black socks and end up with one black and one white sock. Depending on the sign and magnitude of the laundry-flux between parallel universes you may also end up with more or less laundry than what you started with.

Simple. :)

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[Cyberdyne]

That's why you can put in a pair of black socks and end up with one black and one white sock. Depending on the sign and magnitude of the laundry-flux between parallel universes you may also end up with more or less laundry than what you started with.

This explains a lot: the law of conservation of mass isn't being violated by half our socks disappearing into thin air - they're just being swapped. Somehow, something's gone wrong and excess socks are piling up in Tuxette's laundry, which is why I have two pa

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[Ashtead]

For that reason I only have dark socks. The ways things run here, any stray white sock would be gray. And I have had boxers and even T-shirts come and go like this too, it isn't just socks. Though I suspect the larger the item of clothing, the less likely such trans-dimensional events are.

I once took apart an old washing machine that had stopped working properly, and there were a couple funny-looking components inside that didn't seem to have any obvious use -- those were probably where the connections t

Ah, yes...

[jawtheshark]

As a married man, I know... If it get too full, she usually says it was my turn... Of course, I didn't know that... ;-)

While you sleep

[IamBMETammy]

it breeds.

If too much laundry is a problem

[lab16]

you could always, i dont know... give up wearing clothes?

*ducks* :)