Turgid minor was born at 02:58 BST on Sunday 28th June 2009. Mother and baby are doing fine.
He's taken 7 years of trying, following 3 miscarriages. Mrs Turgid's 5th, my 1st.
So far he has cried a bit, made lots of squeaky noises, done some very treacle-y poos and fed a bit.
They're coming home tomorrow. Then we'll get him started on vi, C and scheme.