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Comment Re:Sorry, Tim... (Score 2) 328

Today's dime was 1970's penny. 1970 prices:

McDonald's Hamburger 12 cents
Pepsi 10 cents
candy bar 5 cents
Cigarettes 25 cents
Gasoline 25 cents
Ajax Cleaner 15 cents
Alka Selzer 39 cents
Apples 14 cents per pound
Bananas 12 cents per pound
Bathroom Tissue 13 cents
Birds Eye Cool whip 38 cents
Campbells Tomato Soup 10 cents
Clorox bleach 38 cents
Dogs Food $1.00 for 12 cans
Fresh Beef Liver 49 Cents per pound
Frozen Vegetables 25 cents for 2 pks
Ground Round 79 Cents per pound
Head and Shoulder Shampoo 79 cents
Heinz ketchup 19 cents
Idaho Potatoes 98 cents for 10 pounds

Miniimum wage was $1.40. So why is it not $14 today? And why do pennies and nickles still exist? ...
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Stupid slashdot, those were spacers to make the post more readable. Now gone, idiots. Happy?

Comment Re:Sorry, Tim... (Score 1) 328

Not only that, but there are still dealers who will only take cash. The bar I go to takes only cash and checks, although there is an ATM, which dispenses... cash. A lot of bars and other places are like that because it costs the vendor a buck or two per transaction if a credit card is used. Do you really think the banking industry will let Apple kill their cash generating machines? Banks make tons of money from ATMs.

The statement is literally brainless; no thought whatever was put to it, unless you consider wishing for unicorns "thinking".

Comment I'm pissed with them right now (Score 1) 1

Ordered a long-throw stapler and staples 2 weeks ago. The stapler came last week, staples today. The box was open at both ends, staples spilled out into the bag, box crushed and staples broken.

They won't let me return them. I'd be REALLY pissed if it wasn't just a couple of bucks.

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Journal Journal: Agorophobia 2

“Say, Ed! How was your trip? Lager?”
“Hi, John. Yeah, I’ll have a lager. The whole trip was lousy, a journey through hell all the way.”
“Didn't you fly Green-Osbourne?”
“Well, yeah.”
The bartender swore; he was a wealthy man who owned the bar he was tending and quite a bit of Green-Osbourne Transportation

Comment Re:Trump supporters? (Score 1) 40

That flag was the battle flag of an army who fought Unites States soldiers. As such, it belongs in the ranks of the Isis flag and the Nazi swastika.

And "overbearing federal government?" Hoo, boy... Here's a hint: Neighborhood associations are NOT part of the federal government.

Comment People have no couth. (Score 1) 5

The damned smart phones were invented fifty years too late, right when the GenXers were too busy to teach their kids manners. It's just plain RUDE to talk on the phone or text when you're having a conversation with someone else. Pulling out the phone when it hasn't rung is the height of rudeness.

Telephone etiquette was worked out a century ago. If you have compeny and the phone rings, you say "excuse me", answer the phone and say "I have company, can I call you back?" and the polite answer to that is "sure" unless it's an emergency.

My eighty eight year old mother rages about that behavior, and believes it's the smartphones themselves that causes it!

It isn't internet dysphoria, it's "I'm sick of assholes" dysphoria.

Comment Re:All I saw was: (Score 1) 4

"Blah" originated with Lucille Ball in the "I Love Lucy" TV show, often seeming to say "Blah, blah, blah." But her husband IRL and on the show was a Cuban immigrant. What Lucy was really saying was in Spanish, "Habla, habla, habla," which translates to "Talk, talk, talk."

Comment FFS (Score 1) 1

He never bragged about grabbing mens' crotches, nor called Rosie a redneck, honkey, or cracker or insinuated that her ancestors made her unfit to be a judge, or said that Europe was sending rapists and murderers here, not their GOOD people.

Comment Re:Simple. (Score 1) 7

A trick I learned from my dad (which would no longer work, as incandescents are obsolete) was hang a trouble light next to the battery. Another was to warm the battery up slightly by turning the headlights on for thirty seconds. Where your starter will run that cold battery don completely and quickly, the small amount the lights need pulls anough electricity from the battery to warm it.

Comment Re:Simple. (Score 1) 7

My eighty seven year old mother calls it "having a senior moment". At 64 I have a lot of them. "What the hell did I want from the bedroom?" Only 50 and fearing a heart attack? Does heart disease run in the family?

Comment Re:(1,2,3,4!) (Score 1) 4

Kids these days! You've never heard of the Beatles? Opening lyrics to a song (linked).

As to "locker room talk" there's a difference between bragging about your sexual prowess and BRAGGING ABOUT SEXUAL ASSAULT. Honestly, I served four years in the military and never heard a singe man bragging about kissing women who didn't want to be kissed and GRABBING STRANGERS' CROTCHES, He's far worse than a pig, he's sick.

There are three kinds of Trump voters:
1. Hard-core Republicans like all four of my late grandparents who wouldn't vote for anyone who wasn't Republican (although my grandparents would have probably sat this election out)

2. Racists, bigots, and cowards who fear terrorists

3. Fools who are dumb enough to believe that Mars will look bigger than the moon tonight due to [Facebook gabble globbel] as well as Trump's equally stupid lies

Comment Story Behind the Story (Score 1) 4

There's a story behind this story; parts of it are actually real! Last year I got an email from a fellow who ran an iPhone app business and was hosting an art show there, and asked me to write about it and visit it if I was in New York. There were links to pictures of the exhibit, which I followed.

The story jumped into my head as I was looking at the pictures. So the email in the story is real, even though my name's not Stan and I don't work for a newspaper or am in New York. The exhibit itself was real when I wrote the story, although it's probably long been taken down. The address is real, the artist's name is real.

Of course, little if anything else is.

I shopped it around to maybe a dozen magazines, and Tor has had it since December. It will be in the book I'm releasing next year, Voyage to Earth and Other Stories.

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Journal Journal: The Exhibit 4

(Non-borked version is at my web log. Slashdot, please fix your buggy code!)

The entire universe was turned inside out and upside down and completely backwards today, and I must have been the only one to see it. It all started with an innocent looking email.

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